Howard's List of People Who "Wanted" Beth and/or Were Jealous Over Her....

[bucketbuddy]

Yeah, actually, I wonder how Howard feels in situations like this. He always says that someone like Adam Levine is the perfect guy. Rich, good-looking, and has a great career. Mark Wahlberg would obviously fall into this category as well. So how does Howard feel, knowing that that type of guy is what Beth really wants?

He has said that if they break up, he knows that she's gonna be out on a red carpet somewhere with "George Clooney or something." (His exact words.) How annoying must it be to know that he introduced her into this kind of life and circle, and now she'll reap the benefits from it if they ever broke up? That's another reason why I suspect that it'd be hard for him to ever divorce her.

i seriously doubt it...1) no one is gonna want howard's rubber-clad sloppy seconds and 2) she's not that hot. she's not unattractive, but she's aging, not that hot, and appears to be as dumb as a box of dumb rocks. what famous guy wants that?

[Missypooh RN]

i seriously doubt it...1) no one is gonna want howard's rubber-clad sloppy seconds and 2) she's not that hot. she's not unattractive, but she's aging, not that hot, and appears to be as dumb as a box of dumb rocks. what famous guy wants that?

Exactly. I would think that at first glance, she'd get some attention for being the tall, blonde, tan chick with a lot of money.... but once she opens her mouth, that voooooiiiiiiiicccccccceeee, her stupid commentary on animoes, saving birds, saving seals, her "modoeing experience", her crappy "television/movie career".... it'll be all over, Johnny....

ANY guy with a brain would HAVE to turn tail, and run as fast as possible out there...... she's the EPITOME of annoying.

[Benjamen]

Pete Townshend wanted Beth until Howard showed up on the scene, allegedly.

[monsoon]

^^ Pete's a pedo....and needs a beard. Beefus looks like a young boy especially if she gets the implants out..I can see it.
She'd date anything with money or ability to get her famous..




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[Benjamen]

So Pete saw in Beth a beard ...

[Thelma]

^^ Pete's a pedo....and needs a beard. Beefus looks like a young boy especially if she gets the implants out..I can see it.
She'd date anything with money or ability to get her famous..




f-mutt

Reminds me - there was Double A.

[Hamptons]

The Ugly Meter app for scoring the all time highest score out of anybody in the entire world

[Bye You!]

Pete Townshend wanted Beth until Howard showed up on the scene, allegedly.

i somehow missed this entirely.

when was this mentioned and what was said?

[PI Nate]

According to plugggy Playboy magazine has asked beff multiple times to pose for the centerfold. So by proxy, Hef has wanted her for 10-15 years...

[Phantom Lord]

Don't forget Scott Stapp.

[rilagent]

Exactly. I would think that at first glance, she'd get some attention for being the tall, blonde, tan chick with a lot of money.... but once she opens her mouth, that voooooiiiiiiiicccccccceeee, her stupid commentary on animoes, saving birds, saving seals, her "modoeing experience", her crappy "television/movie career".... it'll be all over, Johnny....

ANY guy with a brain would HAVE to turn tail, and run as fast as possible out there...... she's the EPITOME of annoying.

Well she did get Howard...

Admittedly everything you say is true and she used to be very cute back before the surgeries but Howard was at the pinnacle of his success when that engagement chicken closed the deal.

[monsoon]

According to plugggy Playboy magazine has asked beff multiple times to pose for the centerfold. So by proxy, Hef has wanted her for 10-15 years...

This is 100% bullshit ..My friend Tonya has worked at the Mansion for years...I've asked her plenty of times about the moose...Her reply was " A lot of girls think they are magazine material and submit pictures. A lot of girls work the parties.(You can rent the mansion for almost anything..they are broke at PB ) and think they work for playboy as a model." She had no idea who moose was and when I showed her Moose's pic..one of her bad implant FHM pics. She walked of giggling.
Beef is not Playboy material..Playboy is notorious for paying nothing..Beefus is a liar.


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[Uncle Larry]

Exactly. I would think that at first glance, she'd get some attention for being the tall, blonde, tan chick with a lot of money.... but once she opens her mouth, that voooooiiiiiiiicccccccceeee, her stupid commentary on animoes, saving birds, saving seals, her "modoeing experience", her crappy "television/movie career".... it'll be all over, Johnny....

ANY guy with a brain would HAVE to turn tail, and run as fast as possible out there...... she's the EPITOME of annoying.

Makes sense - it would be ironic if in her ex-Mrs. Stern days, Beth becomes the target of male golddiggers looking to get a piece of her divorce settlement marbles.

[jyanks]

Ralph wanted her in the beginning.

[isabella]

I would be amazed if the Amaaazing One got on any red carpets after a divorce.

this. although beth is very pretty, her looks are starting to fade. if she breaks up with howard she'll be very rich and little else. she isn't a very intelligent woman and can barely put 2 coherent sentences together. what would any accomplished man see in her?

the only men beth will attract will either be "boytoys" in their 20's or middle aged men (who may not even be as rich as she is).
i'm comparing beth's hypothetical situation with katie lee joel's. as far as i know, katie isn't dating anyone much (or she might actually have fallen love with someone).

[IlluminatiJones]

Yeah, actually, I wonder how Howard feels in situations like this. He always says that someone like Adam Levine is the perfect guy. Rich, good-looking, and has a great career. Mark Wahlberg would obviously fall into this category as well. So how does Howard feel, knowing that that type of guy is what Beth really wants?

He has said that if they break up, he knows that she's gonna be out on a red carpet somewhere with "George Clooney or something." (His exact words.) How annoying must it be to know that he introduced her into this kind of life and circle, and now she'll reap the benefits from it if they ever broke up? That's another reason why I suspect that it'd be hard for him to ever divorce her.

I'm with everybody else here, Famous: it would never happen like that, and I think it's the reason why it'd be hard for her to divorce him.

If she left Howard her "benefits" would dry up as quickly and as thoroughly as Beth dried up for Howard; no more private jets, no more celeb parties, no more tv shows, even failed ones........................just lots and lots of wine-soaked afternoons and evenings with Katie Lee.

[redwolf]

the female masseuse who rubbed her inner thighs and want to play with her nasty pussy! but Beth ever the saint wouldn't let her!

[jyanks]

Doug & Dave Ostrosky.

[Benjamen]

i somehow missed this entirely.

when was this mentioned and what was said?

I remember it coming up a couple times, but these are the only references I found online:

MarkFriggin
More Various Stuff. 8/6/02. 8:40am
A woman called in and asked Howard how his girlfriend knows The Who's Pete Townshend. Howard explained that Beth dated a guy who was in ''Tommy'' the play and Pete was doing it at the time so she got to meet and hang out with the guy.

Dawg's Saloon

Yup. Marbles said Pete would call Beth often to keep up with her and her life and find out how she's doing. She said something to the effect of he was like a dad to her. YEAH, RIGHT. More like booger sugar daddy. Allegedly.

Apparently once Marbles showed up back stage w/Beth or at some party they were all at, Pete's calls stopped. Gee, you think he was staying in touch with her as a means to wear her down before he got his chance?

[Bye You!]

I remember it coming up a couple times, but these are the only references I found online:

MarkFriggin
More Various Stuff. 8/6/02. 8:40am
A woman called in and asked Howard how his girlfriend knows The Who's Pete Townshend. Howard explained that Beth dated a guy who was in ''Tommy'' the play and Pete was doing it at the time so she got to meet and hang out with the guy.

Dawg's Saloon

i forgot about the Tommy guy. thanks!