Howard's List of People Who "Wanted" Beth and/or Were Jealous Over Her....
*The high school principal who personally came to visit her at her house.
*The newsstand guy who gives her magazines and newspapers for free.
*Howard's entire staff, who he tries to urge to "admit" to masturbating to her.
*The hotel worker who was showing her gym equipment simply because he was "into her."
*The dude who jerked off on the train to her.
*The doctor who molested her (he says this during the Maria Menounos interview).
*Larry King, because it's not like he's used to being around beautiful women all of the time, or anything.
*Jackie Martling, because he said "say hello to your beautiful girlfriend!" (Howard actually said that this means that he's jealous.)
*Richard Johnson, because he correctly wrote about Howard saying that he had apprehensions about marriage. "I saw him looking at us at an event once. A lot of guys are jealous, and think that it's them who should be with Beth."
*All of his fans who ever have anything negative to say.
*Ralph, for telling him it would be a mistake to get married.
*Male masseuses, which is why he won't let her around them. And oh yeah, women too. One even tried to molest Beth!
Who am I missing?
EDITED TO ADD (thanks to the people who posted them):
*The pilot on whose lap she sat while he flew the plane.
*I'm sure the doorman's disrespect was masking a raging semi for Beth.
*I think "Howard sends Clooney the snow-bikini pic of Beth" = "Clooney wants Beth" in Howard's mind.
*Howard said that Mark Wahlberg was flirting with her. I believe Mark was flabbergasted by that observation/accusation/whatever the fuck it was.
*I recall Matt Dillon wanting her as she walked down the street in NYC.
*Pete Townshend wanted Beth until Howard showed up on the scene, allegedly.
*The Ugly Meter app for scoring the all time highest score out of anybody in the entire world.
*According to plugggy Playboy magazine has asked beff multiple times to pose for the centerfold. So by proxy, Hef has wanted her for 10-15 years...
Last edited by Famous; 01-04-2013 at 02:10 AM.