View Poll Results: Head or Gut?

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  • Head

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  1. 01-03-2013, 08:26 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Every one knows you don't punch a black person in the head, their skulls are like concrete blocks.
    Right? That's why Rocky mostly went for the gut on Apollo Creed.
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  2. 01-03-2013, 08:29 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Black eyes are badges of honor. Any male who has never had one is not a man.
    Worst one I ever had was from fighting on a school bus, age 11. Other guy had one too. We got suspended from the school bus for 3 days.

    I swear my father was actually proud of me.
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  3. 01-03-2013, 08:32 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Every one knows you don't punch a black person in the head, their skulls are like concrete blocks.

    LOL , my grandpops used to say never hit a tutsoon in the head, you'll break yer hand!

    I had to try it and sure enough broke my fucking hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Worst one I ever had was from fighting on a school bus, age 11. Other guy had one too. We got suspended from the school bus for 3 days.

    I swear my father was actually proud of me.
    It was the first time you didn't drop trow
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  5. 01-03-2013, 08:32 AM #25
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    I haven't been involved in fisticuffs since I was like 5yo, but I think I could take a head shot better than to the gut. My belly is soft and flabby, and I seriously would worry about internal injuries...
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  6. 01-03-2013, 08:33 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    I've broken dozens of bones in my life, but never felt any pain 'cause none of them were mine

    na the hammer zdrovia!
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  7. 01-03-2013, 08:37 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It was the first time you didn't drop trow
    maybe
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  8. 01-03-2013, 08:38 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I haven't been involved in fisticuffs since I was like 5yo, but I think I could take a head shot better than to the gut. My belly is soft and flabby, and I seriously would worry about internal injuries...
    You gotta be kidding. Wouldn't flab absorb a blow to the gut?
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  9. 01-03-2013, 08:39 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    LOL , my grandpops used to say never hit a tutsoon in the head, you'll break yer hand!

    I had to try it and sure enough broke my fucking hand
    I broke my hand fighting once too. Hitting a guy in the jaw wasn't like in the movies.
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  10. 01-03-2013, 08:45 AM #30
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    If I knew it was coming, I'd definitely go gut. You could tighten up your abs and minimize the damage.
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  11. 01-03-2013, 08:47 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by PullMyFinger View Post
    If I knew it was coming, I'd definitely go gut. You could tighten up your abs and minimize the damage.
    Egg-zactly. I don't have a washboard stomach but it's hard and I can make it harder. [That's what SHE said.]
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  12. 01-03-2013, 08:49 AM #32
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    Is this a spinoff thread?
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    Not voting. Privacy concerns IMO.
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  14. 01-03-2013, 08:56 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Not voting. Privacy concerns IMO.
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    How in the hell did you make a poll where you're able to see the votes without clicking on anything?
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    Nosy fucking Jew!
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  17. 01-03-2013, 09:00 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    You gotta be kidding. Wouldn't flab absorb a blow to the gut?
    no
    Quote Originally Posted by PullMyFinger View Post
    If I knew it was coming, I'd definitely go gut. You could tighten up your abs and minimize the damage.
    Those were Houdini's last words....
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  18. 01-03-2013, 09:26 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    no


    Those were Houdini's last words....
    Yea, but he was punched repeatedly, we're talking one punch, I think.

    Besides, everyone knows Houdini was poisoned by the Jews.
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  19. 01-03-2013, 09:30 AM #39
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    Haven't seen that in years. Didn't remember the guy fucking his wife was played by Bruce McGill.

    Bruce McGill, great American fat man.
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  20. 01-03-2013, 09:54 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by PullMyFinger View Post
    Yea, but he was punched repeatedly, we're talking one punch, I think.

    Besides, everyone knows Houdini was poisoned by the Jews.
    I thought it was just one wicked sucker punch, but it's been eons since I read about him....
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