Howard: "Beth has never had a broken heart. Look at her. Who's gonna break up w/her?!

[Bye You!]

"I wouldnt call it breaking up, she was fired."

[Bye You!]

and then Howard lashes out at her on Beth's behalf. you have to be a gay nerd to the ooompf degree to do that.

but shouldn't they both be grateful to Amanda, for splitting up Beth and that Van Holt dude, thereby allowing their romance to bloom like the...........................something that blooms and that I'm so jealous of?



they should send Peet flowers on their imaginary anniversary

i always thought that, too. Why would he care that she stole his girl's guy? Makes no sense.

[isabella]

we are very fortunate to be able to share the planet with beth. she has graced all our lives.

[IlluminatiJones]

i always thought that, too. Why would he care that she stole his girl's guy? Makes no sense.

yeah, if you take the time and apply it to your own life, it's completely laughable

and would you ever get serious with someone who obviously harbored resentment towards the person who "stole" their ex away from them?!?

i wouldn't: that's a big red flashing "GTFO, NOW!!!" sign...........................one of 10,000, i'm sure, that went off during Howard and Beth's...........................dare I say it..............................don't make me say it..................................hahaha, I can't say it!!!

















































courting stage

but for Beth the real courting stage is yet to come!

[Thelma]

I can't wait for his karate-Elvis and officer-Elvis phases.



You know he's gonna die on the toilet, too.................except with him it'll be because of the strain of trying to pass the daily half an almond he's taken himself down to.

Now my mind can't un-see that!! But it's a classic.

[Famous]

Great post, itpdude. Really on the money! And you just reminded me of a thread I wanted to make.

yeah, if you take the time and apply it to your own life, it's completely laughable



and would you ever get serious with someone who obviously harbored resentment towards the person who "stole" their ex away from them?!?

i wouldn't: that's a big red flashing "GTFO, NOW!!!" sign...........................one of 10,000, i'm sure, that went off during Howard and Beth's...........................dare I say it..............................don't make me say it..................................hahaha, I can't say it!!!

Yes, this is why Howard goes at Amanda so hard. By Beth ranting about her, it's a clear sign that she's not over Brian. This pisses Howard off, so he then takes it out on Amanda. He hates the reminder. So yeah, we could say "shouldn't Howard be happy she took him off of Beth's hands?" but he's not, because she it ruins the facade that Beth just didn't care about those guys.

LOL, the almond reference made me laugh as well!

[isabella]

Speculation here but Howard may think goy girls like Beth are the epitome of perfection. In a way, the woman he chose, is everything a self-hating Jew would choose. Blonde, sig-heil eyes, still a Catholic (she continues to wear a cross around her neck in a very public fashion), doesn't smell, doesn't shit, doesn't get heart-broken, constantly the focus of male fantasy, etc.

Beth is Disney World to Howard. Pure fantasy. No problems. No worries. Only rainbows and unicorns. Plastic.

Beth plays along. She makes The Pelican think she's all about him and says so in interviews. It's like watching an abused-wife who is scared she'll get hit if she says the wrong thing except in this case, if she says the wrong thing, her black AmEx will get cut. She's playing little girl for now, biding her time. She knew what she wanted. If it weren't Howard, it would be some other rich fellow who could create some opportunities in the media varying from appearances to her own show. And provide a luxurious life. No worries about bills, no cutting back on the heat or AC to save a few bucks, no shopping for specials, no coupon-clipping.

It all sounds very cynical but Beth was willing to trade in order to get this life. I don't blame her in a way and women can more easily accommodate such things; act like a pet.

It sounds like a nightmare to me. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

absolutely perfect analysis!!!!!!

[itpdude]

absolutely perfect analysis!!!!!!

Thanks.

I don't hate Beth like some. I realized at some point that her development arrested sometime in high school and we see the results: "I love animoes", "amaaaaazing", "SHOPPING!", and other vapid comments.

But she's also been very intelligent. There are tons of women who never developed past that Electric Youth perfume, jelly-shoe wearing, boy-crazed faze. Beth incorporated those things, put a few tweaks in, and landed her a moneyed-man.

That's what separates her from some chick playing hostess at Cracker Barrel, driving a 15 year old Crown Vic, smoking Marlboro Lights on good days, hitting the shitty tanning salon, and chasing around 4 kids at her trailer with a well-worn welcome mat stomped on by a litany of men whose arrest-record match the length of delinquencies on their credit report.

She played the hand dealt her very well.

150 years ago in the Wild West, she'd be the rare happy-whore who got taken out of the cat-house and became a rancher's wife.

For that, she deserves credit.

[IlluminatiJones]

Thanks.

I don't hate Beth like some. I realized at some point that her development arrested sometime in high school and we see the results: "I love animoes", "amaaaaazing", "SHOPPING!", and other vapid comments.

It's more like a pendulum development: she was at "immature high-school chick" when she met Howard, but she's swung back into the 6 or 7-year-ode stage of development, with the arms flailing, the blurting out of nonsensical nonsense, WONDERING IF A FUCKING SQUIRREL WANTS TO COME WITH HER TO LA, etc.

She played the hand dealt her very well.

No she didn't.............................she just lucked into finding the easiest mark on the planet this side of Harris.

150 years ago in the Wild West, she'd be the rare happy-whore who got taken out of the cat-house and became a rancher's wife.

For that, she deserves credit.

Some whores clean up real nice and can pull off the class act.

Beth is not one of those whores.

You're giving her way too much credit.

You should have quit while you were ahead.

[Famous]

That's what separates her from some chick playing hostess at Cracker Barrel, driving a 15 year old Crown Vic, smoking Marlboro Lights on good days, hitting the shitty tanning salon, and chasing around 4 kids at her trailer with a well-worn welcome mat stomped on by a litany of men whose arrest-record match the length of delinquencies on their credit report.

Very vivid imagery.

I think she's been a con artist from the very beginning, but Howard is easily conned. Actually, I wouldn't even say that. Deep down he knows he's full of shit, which is why he tries to fight so hard to put up a happy image. He knows everything we say is true, and every once in awhile he let's it slip out that he agrees, in a very passive-aggressive fashion.

The evolution of bullshit is very interesting to me, though. He mentioned in the beginning that she dressed so badly that he felt bad for her. I remember him or her saying that she threw on "overalls" to go visit him at their apartment.

Now suddenly history has been rewritten, and she's a hot chick who knows how to dress, and others should dress like her. Remember he wanted her to give Lisa G. a clothing makeover? From the few times I've seen Lisa on his show, she's always dressed classy and fine.

But anyway, the chick whose sense of style was so bad that Howard felt bad for her, is now such a style expert that she's giving makeovers to people on the staff (JD, Richard, etc.).

She has been repackaged in every way. It's amazing. I don't think there's an area of Beth's life that Howard hasn't lied about or re-imagined.

[Robert Higgins]

Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that Pete Townshend used her like the cheep who-er she is and just tossed her aside?

[Winst]

The many strange, awkward and unknown "mysteriES" of/"reguarding" BethO's past, present..and futurES.....etc.


Some pay.
SO secrests..stay.



....

[Wangold]

. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

That literally made me laugh out loud at work!

[StRyDeRxX]

I've always been under the impression that Beth has always and will always be a vapid cunt. She hasn't changed. She is who she is. Howard on the other hand has changed into this cranky celeb ass licking sellout. Whether thats all him or Beth's influence on him is anyones guess at this point.

[Feltspot]

Sterns mike compression and bass is so turned up and so maxxed out it hardly possible to listen to

[monsoon]

Thanks.

I don't hate Beth like some. I realized at some point that her development arrested sometime in high school and we see the results: "I love animoes", "amaaaaazing", "SHOPPING!", and other vapid comments.

But she's also been very intelligent. There are tons of women who never developed past that Electric Youth perfume, jelly-shoe wearing, boy-crazed faze. Beth incorporated those things, put a few tweaks in, and landed her a moneyed-man.

That's what separates her from some chick playing hostess at Cracker Barrel, driving a 15 year old Crown Vic, smoking Marlboro Lights on good days, hitting the shitty tanning salon, and chasing around 4 kids at her trailer with a well-worn welcome mat stomped on by a litany of men whose arrest-record match the length of delinquencies on their credit report.

She played the hand dealt her very well.

150 years ago in the Wild West, she'd be the rare happy-whore who got taken out of the cat-house and became a rancher's wife.

For that, she deserves credit.

I don't hate Beef either..I hate the game. Before I ever saw a pic of Moose I had heard she was a modoe and this and that..Then I saw her picture and knew she was instantly a liar..She reminds me of going to open calls and seeing the wall lined with stripper chicks..They get told by regular people how hot they are and actually try to have a career. Yeah they're nice looking, but not model nice looking..That's what Cunt is..She never made anything modeling..She didn't get paid for FHM..Howard paid for her cover. What she made "dating"..that's a different story..She did it long enough to learn how to dupe an old desperate fool like Howard. I think she's dated alot of old rich men and has learned how to handle and old marble bag. Tell stories..that's what she's best at..telling stories that can't be proven.


f-mutt

[kicksave7]

Speculation here but Howard may think goy girls like Beth are the epitome of perfection. In a way, the woman he chose, is everything a self-hating Jew would choose. Blonde, sig-heil eyes, still a Catholic (she continues to wear a cross around her neck in a very public fashion), doesn't smell, doesn't shit, doesn't get heart-broken, constantly the focus of male fantasy, etc.

Beth is Disney World to Howard. Pure fantasy. No problems. No worries. Only rainbows and unicorns. Plastic.

Beth plays along. She makes The Pelican think she's all about him and says so in interviews. It's like watching an abused-wife who is scared she'll get hit if she says the wrong thing except in this case, if she says the wrong thing, her black AmEx will get cut. She's playing little girl for now, biding her time. She knew what she wanted. If it weren't Howard, it would be some other rich fellow who could create some opportunities in the media varying from appearances to her own show. And provide a luxurious life. No worries about bills, no cutting back on the heat or AC to save a few bucks, no shopping for specials, no coupon-clipping.

It all sounds very cynical but Beth was willing to trade in order to get this life. I don't blame her in a way and women can more easily accommodate such things; act like a pet.

It sounds like a nightmare to me. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

Wow...couldn't have said it better myself. Just let me add to this: Howard gave up a loving , normal wife and family life to pursue his dream of being with women he could now have due to his fame and wealth. He has disenfranchised himself from his kids and his longtime childhood friends (and others from his terrestrial days) so that he can pursue a social life with celebrities and movers and shakers in the showbiz world. All the while he has his trophy wife by his side who has the same ambition. Both are opportunistic star fuckers that are addicted to attention...Beth with her inane tweets and non-stop red carpet photo ops and Howard with his egomania and neurosis. He has had Beth on a pedestal for some time now, eventually, like all of his hobbies and pastimes, he will tire of her and knock her off the pedestal.

[Beer Chugger]

Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that Pete Townshend used her like the cheep who-er she is and just tossed her aside?

They were close friends

[Vashier]

If Beth has done all of this just for fame than she didn't plan well. Howard could NEVER be married to a person with a bigger career. Howard would sabotage her career at every turn if she started to take off, just so she couldn't take off on him after.

[isabella]

Wow...couldn't have said it better myself. Just let me add to this: Howard gave up a loving , normal wife and family life to pursue his dream of being with women he could now have due to his fame and wealth. He has disenfranchised himself from his kids and his longtime childhood friends (and others from his terrestrial days) so that he can pursue a social life with celebrities and movers and shakers in the showbiz world. All the while he has his trophy wife by his side who has the same ambition. Both are opportunistic star fuckers that are addicted to attention...Beth with her inane tweets and non-stop red carpet photo ops and Howard with his egomania and neurosis. He has had Beth on a pedestal for some time now, eventually, like all of his hobbies and pastimes, he will tire of her and knock her off the pedestal.

how true! although alison really loved howard, would she have made the grade being introduced to people like george clooney and jennifer aniston? as howard constantly proclaimed "alison is always going out with her yenta LI hausfraus" (certainly not of beth caliber for the life he probably always wanted to live) which is probably one of the reasons he doesn't have much of a relationship with his own daughters.