Howard: "Beth has never had a broken heart. Look at her. Who's gonna break up w/her?!

[Famous]

Fast forward to the 32:07 mark.


Robin: "Howard you're saying, like, Beth has never had a broken heart."

Howard: "She hasn't! Look at her?! Who's gonna break up with her?!"

He says this so seriously, and is seriously arguing with Robin over this.

I love how Robin calls bullshit on this, and Robin flat out says that Howard has some weird fantasy life about Beth.

It's funny that Howard seriously thinks that because Beth is "good-looking", she just dumps every guy. Did he really say "after she treats them like shit?!" LOL.

He has a legitimate supermodel there saying that she's gotten her heart broken, but he thinks Beth is so hot that she never has?

And then he acts like something must be wrong with Tyra for getting her heart broken!

I also love how he keeps insinuating something must be wrong with her because she's never gotten married. This is so funny because about 6 or 7 years ago, Howard was swearing he'd never get married to Beth. I guess that now that he feels that he's been "enlightened", everyone who comes into his studio should feel this way?

[Wesmantooth]

she is a sea hag with a huge cock

[Douchebag 007]

holy crap a full 1:00:00 with Tyra Banks - DO NOT WANT

[itpdude]

Beth doesn't poop either.

If she's never been busted up over a failed relationship, our speculation of her being an ice-queen is confirmed.

[Famous]

If she's never been busted up over a failed relationship, our speculation of her being an ice-queen is confirmed.

He's full of shit. I believe that the genesis of his Amanda Peet hate is because Beth got her heart broken over that Brian Van Holt guy.

He's also implied that Beth has been cheated on before. Hence him saying that what he knows about Beth, is that if she's cheated on, she'll just fuck someone else.

Maybe he's deluded himself into thinking that she didn't really care that she got cheated on.

His need for his girl to be absolute perfection, after years and years of psychotherapy (that's never fixed that need?), is really insane.

[itpdude]

He's full of shit. I believe that the genesis of his Amanda Peet hate is because Beth got her heart broken over that Brian Van Holt guy.

He's also implied that Beth has been cheated on before. Hence him saying that what he knows about Beth, is that if she's cheated on, she'll just fuck someone else.

Maybe he's deluded himself into thinking that she didn't really care that she got cheated on.

His need for his girl to be absolute perfection, after years and years of psychotherapy (that's never fixed that need?), is really insane.

Speculation here but Howard may think goy girls like Beth are the epitome of perfection. In a way, the woman he chose, is everything a self-hating Jew would choose. Blonde, sig-heil eyes, still a Catholic (she continues to wear a cross around her neck in a very public fashion), doesn't smell, doesn't shit, doesn't get heart-broken, constantly the focus of male fantasy, etc.

Beth is Disney World to Howard. Pure fantasy. No problems. No worries. Only rainbows and unicorns. Plastic.

Beth plays along. She makes The Pelican think she's all about him and says so in interviews. It's like watching an abused-wife who is scared she'll get hit if she says the wrong thing except in this case, if she says the wrong thing, her black AmEx will get cut. She's playing little girl for now, biding her time. She knew what she wanted. If it weren't Howard, it would be some other rich fellow who could create some opportunities in the media varying from appearances to her own show. And provide a luxurious life. No worries about bills, no cutting back on the heat or AC to save a few bucks, no shopping for specials, no coupon-clipping.

It all sounds very cynical but Beth was willing to trade in order to get this life. I don't blame her in a way and women can more easily accommodate such things; act like a pet.

It sounds like a nightmare to me. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

[isabella]

Speculation here but Howard may think goy girls like Beth are the epitome of perfection. In a way, the woman he chose, is everything a self-hating Jew would choose. Blonde, sig-heil eyes, still a Catholic (she continues to wear a cross around her neck in a very public fashion), doesn't smell, doesn't shit, doesn't get heart-broken, constantly the focus of male fantasy, etc.

Beth is Disney World to Howard. Pure fantasy. No problems. No worries. Only rainbows and unicorns. Plastic.

Beth plays along. She makes The Pelican think she's all about him and says so in interviews. It's like watching an abused-wife who is scared she'll get hit if she says the wrong thing except in this case, if she says the wrong thing, her black AmEx will get cut. She's playing little girl for now, biding her time. She knew what she wanted. If it weren't Howard, it would be some other rich fellow who could create some opportunities in the media varying from appearances to her own show. And provide a luxurious life. No worries about bills, no cutting back on the heat or AC to save a few bucks, no shopping for specials, no coupon-clipping.

It all sounds very cynical but Beth was willing to trade in order to get this life. I don't blame her in a way and women can more easily accommodate such things; act like a pet.

It sounds like a nightmare to me. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

absolutely perfect analysis!!!!!!

[itpdude]

absolutely perfect analysis!!!!!!

Thanks.

I don't hate Beth like some. I realized at some point that her development arrested sometime in high school and we see the results: "I love animoes", "amaaaaazing", "SHOPPING!", and other vapid comments.

But she's also been very intelligent. There are tons of women who never developed past that Electric Youth perfume, jelly-shoe wearing, boy-crazed faze. Beth incorporated those things, put a few tweaks in, and landed her a moneyed-man.

That's what separates her from some chick playing hostess at Cracker Barrel, driving a 15 year old Crown Vic, smoking Marlboro Lights on good days, hitting the shitty tanning salon, and chasing around 4 kids at her trailer with a well-worn welcome mat stomped on by a litany of men whose arrest-record match the length of delinquencies on their credit report.

She played the hand dealt her very well.

150 years ago in the Wild West, she'd be the rare happy-whore who got taken out of the cat-house and became a rancher's wife.

For that, she deserves credit.

[Wangold]

. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

That literally made me laugh out loud at work!

[kicksave7]

Speculation here but Howard may think goy girls like Beth are the epitome of perfection. In a way, the woman he chose, is everything a self-hating Jew would choose. Blonde, sig-heil eyes, still a Catholic (she continues to wear a cross around her neck in a very public fashion), doesn't smell, doesn't shit, doesn't get heart-broken, constantly the focus of male fantasy, etc.

Beth is Disney World to Howard. Pure fantasy. No problems. No worries. Only rainbows and unicorns. Plastic.

Beth plays along. She makes The Pelican think she's all about him and says so in interviews. It's like watching an abused-wife who is scared she'll get hit if she says the wrong thing except in this case, if she says the wrong thing, her black AmEx will get cut. She's playing little girl for now, biding her time. She knew what she wanted. If it weren't Howard, it would be some other rich fellow who could create some opportunities in the media varying from appearances to her own show. And provide a luxurious life. No worries about bills, no cutting back on the heat or AC to save a few bucks, no shopping for specials, no coupon-clipping.

It all sounds very cynical but Beth was willing to trade in order to get this life. I don't blame her in a way and women can more easily accommodate such things; act like a pet.

It sounds like a nightmare to me. She has to get up and put makeup on in the morning, can't shit where Howard's beak may catch a whiff, etc. But she gets a lot of bennies for that trade.

Wow...couldn't have said it better myself. Just let me add to this: Howard gave up a loving , normal wife and family life to pursue his dream of being with women he could now have due to his fame and wealth. He has disenfranchised himself from his kids and his longtime childhood friends (and others from his terrestrial days) so that he can pursue a social life with celebrities and movers and shakers in the showbiz world. All the while he has his trophy wife by his side who has the same ambition. Both are opportunistic star fuckers that are addicted to attention...Beth with her inane tweets and non-stop red carpet photo ops and Howard with his egomania and neurosis. He has had Beth on a pedestal for some time now, eventually, like all of his hobbies and pastimes, he will tire of her and knock her off the pedestal.

[isabella]

Wow...couldn't have said it better myself. Just let me add to this: Howard gave up a loving , normal wife and family life to pursue his dream of being with women he could now have due to his fame and wealth. He has disenfranchised himself from his kids and his longtime childhood friends (and others from his terrestrial days) so that he can pursue a social life with celebrities and movers and shakers in the showbiz world. All the while he has his trophy wife by his side who has the same ambition. Both are opportunistic star fuckers that are addicted to attention...Beth with her inane tweets and non-stop red carpet photo ops and Howard with his egomania and neurosis. He has had Beth on a pedestal for some time now, eventually, like all of his hobbies and pastimes, he will tire of her and knock her off the pedestal.

how true! although alison really loved howard, would she have made the grade being introduced to people like george clooney and jennifer aniston? as howard constantly proclaimed "alison is always going out with her yenta LI hausfraus" (certainly not of beth caliber for the life he probably always wanted to live) which is probably one of the reasons he doesn't have much of a relationship with his own daughters.

[IlluminatiJones]

He's full of shit. I believe that the genesis of his Amanda Peet hate is because Beth got her heart broken over that Brian Van Holt guy.

He's also implied that Beth has been cheated on before. Hence him saying that what he knows about Beth, is that if she's cheated on, she'll just fuck someone else.

Maybe he's deluded himself into thinking that she didn't really care that she got cheated on.

His need for his girl to be absolute perfection, after years and years of psychotherapy (that's never fixed that need?), is really insane.

Yep. Instead of working to get along in the world and work out some of his crazy, he demands the world conform to his crazy........................which is completely unpossiboe.

and he doubles-down on every crazy thing about himself...........................on every nutty demand he puts on himself and others:

not only was she a model..................................she speaks 7 languages, never poops, and is the coolest chick ever in every way forever!
not only did he used to get laid..........................he almost got fired for getting so much laid! he was the envy of like, oh, I don't know, the ENTIRE STUDENT BODY OF BOSTON UNIVERSITY!!!

I can't wait for his karate-Elvis and officer-Elvis phases.



You know he's gonna die on the toilet, too.................except with him it'll be because of the strain of trying to pass the daily half an almond he's taken himself down to.

I think he's trying to out-crazy himself sane on the other side, like getting back from a trip to Australia yesterday.

[Thelma]

I can't wait for his karate-Elvis and officer-Elvis phases.



You know he's gonna die on the toilet, too.................except with him it'll be because of the strain of trying to pass the daily half an almond he's taken himself down to.

Now my mind can't un-see that!! But it's a classic.

[tHISisKiSSeL]

Yep. Instead of working to get along in the world and work out some of his crazy, he demands the world conform to his crazy........................which is completely unpossiboe.

and he doubles-down on every crazy thing about himself...........................on every nutty demand he puts on himself and others:

not only was she a model..................................she speaks 7 languages, never poops, and is the coolest chick ever in every way forever!
not only did he used to get laid..........................he almost got fired for getting so much laid! he was the envy of like, oh, I don't know, the ENTIRE STUDENT BODY OF BOSTON UNIVERSITY!!!

I can't wait for his karate-Elvis and officer-Elvis phases.



You know he's gonna die on the toilet, too.................except with him it'll be because of the strain of trying to pass the daily half an almond he's taken himself down to.

I think he's trying to out-crazy himself sane on the other side, like getting back from a trip to Australia yesterday.

his story used to be that he only got laid one or two times and that he married allison because she's the hottest chick he ever got. he had that story that he told over and over about how he went to that girls' college with dr.lou and that everybody could get laid there but nobody wanted him and he sat on a couch all night smoking cigarettes to look cool while other guys were upstairs fucking.

before this new revisionist history he had the story of the girl who left him for a red headed guy with a bigger cock and the girl who had the ugliest face he ever saw but a perfect body so he fucked her (once).

[itpdude]

his story used to be that he only got laid one or two times and that he married allison because she's the hottest chick he ever got. he had that story that he told over and over about how he went to that girls' college with dr.lou and that everybody could get laid there but nobody wanted him and he sat on a couch all night smoking cigarettes to look cool while other guys were upstairs fucking.

before this new revisionist history he had the story of the girl who left him for a red headed guy with a bigger cock and the girl who had the ugliest face he ever saw but a perfect body so he fucked her (once).

And remember it was the blacks beating him up and then those blacks magically changed into Polacks.

[meanne]

Yep. Instead of working to get along in the world and work out some of his crazy, he demands the world conform to his crazy........................which is completely unpossiboe.

and he doubles-down on every crazy thing about himself...........................on every nutty demand he puts on himself and others:

not only was she a model..................................she speaks 7 languages, never poops, and is the coolest chick ever in every way forever!

^^ Exactly.

And this is why I'm guessing Howard felt nauseous while watching The Kennedy Center Honors.

He watched men, far more talented and successful than he'll ever be, being celebrated for their accomplishments ... accompanied by their attractive but normal wives. Their wives behaved like gracious adults while on camera.

I think Howard became queasy when faced with the realization he actually never needed a trophy to be accepted by the upper tier; all that effort and time to create the BethO illusion amounted to nothing.

There was never a need to marry a 6' blond golddigger with a face full of botox and layers of makeup and an artificial smile and fake pose for every occasion. He could've just married a normal grown up. And been accepted.

[IlluminatiJones]

^^ Exactly.

And this is why I'm guessing Howard felt nauseous while watching The Kennedy Center Honors.

He watched men, far more talented and successful than he'll ever be, being celebrated for their accomplishments ... accompanied by their attractive but normal wives. Their wives behaved like gracious adults while on camera.

I think Howard became queasy when faced with the realization he actually never needed a trophy to be accepted by the upper tier; all that effort and time to create the BethO illusion amounted to nothing.

There was never a need to marry a 6' blond golddigger with a face full of botox and layers of makeup and an artificial smile and fake pose for every occasion. He could've just married a normal grown up. And been accepted.

And what would Howard have done with all that acceptance?

Destroyed it, like everything else: his marriage and family, his radio show, AGT, his credibility..................all gone. He's got self-destruction written in his DNA, and it was that self-destructive impulse that drove him to Beth.

Deep down he knows what a fraud he is. So he went out and found an even bigger fraud; to hide behind, to relate to, and to, most importantly, help make him miserable and to have someone to make miserable.

It's karma, all the way 'round....................even for us, as we're still getting the funny, albeit in a tragicomic way now.

The only way Howard's behavior even begins to make sense..........................from his dealings with Billy, Jackie, and Artie, to his family, to Beth.....................is to start with the idea that Howard needs to be miserable and make others miserable.

A "normal grown-up" couldn't have given him all that, and simply wouldn't be interested in such a fraudulent human being.

[Famous]

Other fun stuff is that in that video, Howard said he thinks about Tyra's boyfriend undressing, and he imagines his cock.

Robin outright says "are you a homosexual?!"

Back to Howard & Beth..I came across a youtube video where Howard & the gang were making fun of Stacy Keibler or her "vapid tweets." They started reading them on the air and ridiculing them. Meanwhile, they were just common, positive phrases, and stuff. Nothing as vapid as Beth's constant "look at me!" tweets.

Then Ronnie & them started saying stuff like "why does she have 140,000 Twitter followers?! Who is she?!"

Didn't she actually have a career before Clooney, and even made it far on DWTS, etc? I won't say that she's relevant, but she had far more going for herself than Beth. It's amazing to me that Howard can ridicule, and not see the gigantic hypocrisy.

When Robin mentioned seeing pictures of her shopping, and said "where does she get that money from?" Howard goes "Must be spending all of Clooney's."

[Thelma]

Don't you have to have a heart for it to get broken??


Instead Beth just lashes out at the woman who gets her man ...

allegedly.

[IlluminatiJones]

Don't you have to have a heart for it to get broken??


Instead Beth just lashes out at the woman who gets her man ...

allegedly.

and then Howard lashes out at her on Beth's behalf. you have to be a gay nerd to the ooompf degree to do that.

but shouldn't they both be grateful to Amanda, for splitting up Beth and that Van Holt dude, thereby allowing their romance to bloom like the...........................something that blooms and that I'm so jealous of?



they should send Peet flowers on their imaginary anniversary