What Could Howard Stern Do To Make The Show Better And Get You To Listen Again?

[MatthewT]

Hire Cabbie, Bobo, Double A and Joey Boots.

so, we are in agreement. on-air suicide.

[morrissey]

Irreparable damage has been done. No fixing it now....one of the other posters commented about an affair or another divorce or whatever came to fruition. I admittedly would be a little curious...but not much really...there would have to a real big shitstorm going on or bomb dropped.

[morrissey]

so, we are in agreement. on-air suicide.

R. Budd Dwyer style, baby....

[Obi Drunkenobe]

He hates his fans and is fucking sirius over, end of story.

This.

[AcquiringSignal]

John Malone in the Jackie chair.

[MatthewT]

R. Budd Dwyer style, baby....

hey, man, nice shot

[joyceface]

so, we are in agreement. on-air suicide.

Mass suicide when the whole audience hangs itself.

[SouthernListen]

Send Beth over for the weekend.

[Ice Hole]

It's too late. It's like asking, "What can Jerry Rice do to be a top receiver in the NFL again?" Howard's radio skills are gone. When I was still listening, it amazed me what Howard found interesting enough to dedicate big chunks of show time to.

[Willy Pfister]

Bring back Jackie and Billy

Wake up Fred

Have Gary and Robin take a REAL IQ test and the have their scores tattooed on their foreheads

Divorce the horse and - as part of the settlement - require her to visit the studio weekly and be humiliated in exchange for her alimony check. Some examples might include - but not be limited to - give high pitch a blumpkin, being saddled and ridden by ETM, bandit mask from Sal, roman soldier helmet from Benji, bologna slices on the dumper, rolled up in a carpet and put in the elevator, being hit with a fish, spelling bee, retard quiz vs Wendy and so on.

All four and I'd listen.

[Obi Drunkenobe]

Nothing. Podcasts are free.

[dexterdog]

Bring back Jackie and Billy

Wake up Fred

Have Gary and Robin take a REAL IQ test and the have their scores tattooed on their foreheads

Divorce the horse and - as part of the settlement - require her to visit the studio weekly and be humiliated in exchange for her alimony check. Some examples might include - but not be limited to - give high pitch a blumpkin, being saddled and ridden by ETM, bandit mask from Sal, roman soldier helmet from Benji, bologna slices on the dumper, rolled up in a carpet and put in the elevator, being hit with a fish, spelling bee, retard quiz vs Wendy and so on.

All four and I'd listen.

Hell yeah, so would I! Now THAT would all be thermonuclear radio gold! BooYAHH!

[Herc]

Nothing. The Wig has been exposed . . .

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P.S. The "Good Times" left with Alison and Jackie (Honorable Mentions Too - Stuttering John, KC, Billy West). Which coincided with the arrival of the "Dark Times". Meaning Beth, Shuli, Benjy as "Head Writer", etc. . . .

[tired]

honestly at this point nothing. the trust is gone. howard was like a guru for a generation of kids from many places but especially NY and maybe LA too. and once the bloom is off the rose and the lies and manipulating was exposed in places like here at dawg, there is nowhere left to go with this guy. at least for me.

ps/ if he got rid of beth and brought back jackie and fired gary i'd be back in an instant.

[Farticulator]

If he retired and they played pre Beth shows on "best of"...it would be much better.

[CowboyX]

Howard needs a ball-busting call screener like Stuttering John who would put through all of our calls. John delighted in sending the who he knew would be the most aggrivating callers to Howard straight to the head of the line. This would, by proxy, take a load off the staff who are now gagged and unable to do anything with choice material all around them.

The show where nothing was off-limits now has a whole lot that is off-limits and is now boring.

Howard's first wife had nothing to do with the show, other than a few phone calls.

Beth wouldn't even be around if not for the show and Howard's fame, she is, therefore, 100% fair game.

[AngryWhite]

it's actually possible, and it would only center around 1 thing...beth divorcing his ass. if he ditched this bitch, and got pissed off and real again, i think the rest would follow. i'm not holding my breath though.

[PayYa2MeetCha]

Better Guests?? You do realize Natalie Maines is scheduled today, you may want to re-think that one.

[Herc]

Maybe if John Malone plays Russian Roulette with Howard, Beth and the rest of the staff. Until only he (John Malone) is left standing of course . . .