What Could Howard Stern Do To Make The Show Better And Get You To Listen Again?

**dalecooper** · 01-03-2013, 08:50 AM

There is nothing Howard can do short of miraculously finding a new Jackie or Artie, which will probably never happen because both of them were freak accidents of luck in his life.

He is completely talentless. Listen to a show before Jackie joined or a show after Artie left. It is unlistenable shit, despite the presence of the great talents Robin and Fred. Howard's entire career consisted of a) Jackie making him seem funny and b) Artie building on that momentum and carrying the show for a few more years.

**wigtropolis** · 01-03-2013, 08:54 AM

He has been exposed.

jig is up and there is no going back

**Lou Skunt** · 01-03-2013, 08:58 AM

It's OVER JOHNNY!

He could gain a few brownie points by having Elegant Elliot Offen run down the Beefus with a delivery van.

**FSFN** · 01-03-2013, 09:05 AM

Beth divorces him, she goes on every talk show with pictures of him completly bald. Sweet Ashley Jade just releases her new porno "Jew babe loves black meat", in which her face looks like a freshly glazed donut at the end.

If these happens, only then I'll listen again.

**TaTa Toothy** · 01-03-2013, 09:52 AM

I can't think of a single thing that would ever get me to listen to him again. I now find him to be a dispicable human. Even if he brought Jackie back (who I still love) it would make no difference. The new PC Howard would neuter all the funny Jackie would contribute anyway.

**the Artie Chair** · 01-03-2013, 10:19 AM

Buy a time machine and take us back to 1993.

**DogStar69** · 01-03-2013, 12:51 PM

Nothing, it's over.

**x76** · 01-03-2013, 01:26 PM

This thread is ten years too late. It's over, Johnny, IT'S OVER.

Fuck Howard. With a borrowed Indian rapist dick and a 24" iron rod. There is no recovery. He fucked it up good.

Once upon a time I'd have suggested a ROAST OF HOWARD, no holds barred. That would have been entertaining. Maybe a roast of Howard with Beth fucking black guys in a plexiglas booth suspended above the dais? That would be a start.

DIVORCE THAT SHALLOW AIRHEAD for starters... get rid of her!

Nah... there is no recovery. Just die, already, Howard. You suck.

**Dudley Dawson** · 01-03-2013, 01:50 PM

I would like for him to make a movie again and talk non-stop about nothing but his movie

**Rob0729** · 01-03-2013, 01:59 PM

Let's face it. The show is broken beyond repair. I don't think there is anything Howard could do to fix it primarily because he doesn't care about fixing it.

Not that I listened for more than ten minutes this week, but this week is a perfect example of why it will never be fixed. Howard no longer connects with his audience. Howard was at his best when he was one of us when he hated his wife and kids and hid in his basement. He is just a tiresome bore now with his endless celebrity name dropping and hyping his piece of shit AGT.

Seriously, who cares that Jennifer Aniston loves AGT and wants to be a guest judge or that Howard had dinner with George Clooney other than Howard, his social climbing wife, and the sycophant fans who will always love Howard no matter how pathetic he becomes.

**Elisa Jane** · 01-03-2013, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by boomer1976

That 3rd voice is a must. The 2 old people rambling on and on are not funny. Howard don't give a shit and he's surrounded by people who lick his ass all day so it is what it is.

Robin's forced, fake laugh is driving me mental.

**MatthewT** · 01-03-2013, 03:06 PM

on-air suicide

**Rob0729** · 01-03-2013, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Elisa Jane

Robin's forced, fake laugh is driving me mental.

Speaking of fake laughs, I quickly tuned in today and Fred was actually talking over his own pre-recorded fake laugh. That is how lazy everyone on this show has become. I know they used to make it obvious when they used a pre-recorded Jackie laugh to have him him laugh at inappropriate times, but they use Fred's pre-recorded laugh as a tool to make Howard's jokes seem funnier.

**1Vegasgirl** · 01-03-2013, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by the Artie Chair

Buy a time machine and take us back to 1993.

This would help. Also, if he wasn't so politically ignorant and if he would admit how wrong he was about voting and endorsing obama, and how he should have never endorsed anyone who fundamentally wants to transform this wonderful Country into his idea of a socialist utopia. He needs to tell us how wrong he was when he said anything disparaging about the Tea Party since he had no knowledge of what goes on at one. Howard did not used to like big government and out of control spending, so it would really change my opinion of him if he would own up to his recent mistake of endorsing the biggest, most wasteful spender we have ever had.

**racerx** · 01-03-2013, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl

This would help. Also, if he wasn't so politically ignorant and if he would admit how wrong he was about voting and endorsing obama, and how he should have never endorsed anyone who fundamentally wants to transform this wonderful Country into his idea of a socialist utopia. He needs to tell us how wrong he was when he said anything disparaging about the Tea Party since he had no knowledge of what goes on at one. Howard did not used to like big government and out of control spending, so it would really change my opinion of him if he would own up to his recent mistake of endorsing the biggest, most wasteful spender we have ever had.

you realize that if republicans had their way, the bam spending bills would have wasted even more money.
and the guy you voted for, agreed with bam on this lame 'deficit reducing' bill that doesn't reduce it at all?. so maybe your vote was a mistake too?

i don't think there is any political party called the tea party. i wish there was.

i just thnk 1 side using bush as scapegoat, and the other side using bam as a scapegoat, ignores the real culprits which is congress

**Beth143nacho** · 01-03-2013, 04:14 PM

Hire stuttering John and give him free reign to report on the staff & families. Including Howard's

**1Vegasgirl** · 01-03-2013, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by racerx

you realize that if republicans had their way, the bam spending bills would have wasted even more money.
and the guy you voted for, agreed with bam on this lame 'deficit reducing' bill that doesn't reduce it at all?. so maybe your vote was a mistake too?

i don't think there is any political party called the tea party. i wish there was.

i just thnk 1 side using bush as scapegoat, and the other side using bam as a scapegoat, ignores the real culprits which is congress

While I love discussing politics with you, the title of this thread was what could Stern do to make up listen again. I do think that Stern is afraid to speak the truth especially since he is working for NBC who is notorious for not reporting truth and going so far as to distort facts, such as they did with the Zimmerman case. Howard is part of that - the dumbing down of the Country, get God and Christians out of everything, make pot legal. None of these things are good for the Country and Howard knows it. I even think part of that is why he is such a mess and has to see his shrink so much. He is not true to himself.

**racerx** · 01-03-2013, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl

While I love discussing politics with you, the title of this thread was what could Stern do to make up listen again. I do think that Stern is afraid to speak the truth especially since he is working for NBC who is notorious for not reporting truth and going so far as to distort facts, such as they did with the Zimmerman case. Howard is part of that - the dumbing down of the Country, get God and Christians out of everything, make pot legal. None of these things are good for the Country and Howard knows it. I even think part of that is why he is such a mess and has to see his shrink so much. He is not true to himself.

even if he did accidentally support the candidate you wanted, i think the show would still suck

i haven't listened in over 2 years so i missed his clueless political ramblings that you heard. winning