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    What the F*ck is wrong with this generation? "Twilight" actor pisses on airport floor

    Dude yanks out his joint in front of unsuspecting people waiting in the terminal, and takes a piss on the floor.... Polluted drunk or not, you just don't do this kind of shit. It's a shame no one clocked his ass in mid-stream...F*cking asshole



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    Calm down Moobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    Calm down Moobs


    Blatantly inconsiderate people cause a burning anger deep inside my giblets

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Blatantly inconsiderate people cause a burning anger deep inside my giblets

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    I have no idea who that person is. Obvious he was in a blackout and would never have been allowed to board a plane.

    If he really is an actor... great career move, douche bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I have no idea who that person is. Obvious he was in a blackout and would never have been allowed to bored a plane.

    If he really is an actor... great career move, douche bag.

    A lot of good that does the poor shlub who has to mop up his gallon of piss

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    Holy shit whoever this is must have had to go, he went for a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Holy shit whoever this is must have had to go, he went for a long time.

    I used to pee like that when I drank... Every 20-30 minutes I'd have to piss like a race-horse, without fail

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    wow Dude was hammered. lol

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    Its where I piss at the airport.

    JUST SAYING..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    Its where I piss at the airport.

    JUST SAYING..

    I can honestly say, in all my years of hard drinking, I never whipped out my sausage and pissed on the floor while everyone looked on on disgust....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I can honestly say, in all my years of hard drinking, I never whipped out my sausage and pissed on the floor while everyone looked on on disgust....
    Not that you remember anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    Not that you remember anyway.

    War stories were always shared & exchanged the following day... I've vomited on a girls $500 Down-comforter during a love-making session ...I've accidently set a vacant field on fire ... I've even fallen asleep right in the middle of a sidewalk in Long Beach & pissed my pants once... But, I've NEVER taken out my penis and started peeing in front of everyone before ..... That's just low-brow anyway you look at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I can honestly say, in all my years of hard drinking, I never whipped out my sausage and pissed on the floor while everyone looked on on disgust....
    I remember being drunk and pissing on a wall of a building and this dude goes, "Hey asshole! That's the BANK.... OF.... AMERICA.... a GREAT financial institution!!!"

    I think it was just one of the local branches but that guy was bent the fuck outta shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    I remember being drunk and pissing on a wall of a building and this dude goes, "Hey asshole! That's the BANK.... OF.... AMERICA.... a GREAT financial institution!!!"

    I think it was just one of the local branches but that guy was bent the fuck outta shape.
    Great financial institution?

    I would've turned and pissed on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    I can honestly say, in all my years of hard drinking, I never whipped out my sausage and pissed on the floor while everyone looked on on disgust....

    That aint just booze...he's fucking loaded up on pills, no doubt

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    it's the simple things sometimes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post


    it's the simple things sometimes....
    Nemo's cock is always implied.

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    I have no idea who that dork is.

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    Is there an unedited version ???

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