Hal is afraid of women IRL

[Nantrax]

Shyness is kinda sexy!

Here's the problem, he gave his address to another female poster so she could send him a Christmas card. With the other poster, he keeps flirting and when she says she'd like to chat with him.... he makes excuses. He ain't shy, he's just an idiot.

[HAL]

I sent him a package and it was denied at customs and sent back to me. I had to open it IN the post master's office because it was "ticking". It wasn't ticking, it was a sex toy that must have gotten bumped and turned on in transit

god dammit

[Shine]

I sent him a package and it was denied at customs and sent back to me. I had to open it IN the post master's office because it was "ticking". It wasn't ticking, it was a sex toy that must have gotten bumped and turned on in transit

[Reggae Mistress]

Here's the problem, he gave his address to another female poster so she could send him a Christmas card. With the other poster, he keeps flirting and when she says she'd like to chat with him.... he makes excuses. He ain't shy, he's just an idiot.

Fight or flight reaction to a stressful situation. He has social anxiety, it happens.

[Shine]

Fight or flight reaction to a stressful situation. He has social anxiety, it happens.

He needs help

[Xhorder]

I support TEAM HAL!!!

[BearScat]

40 chicken nuggets at mcdonalds for 8.99

[Mr. Clutch]

Nigga HAL gets vibratin dildos sent to him..nigga def gaygay

[Reggae Mistress]

god dammit

I made sure everything had fresh batteries so you could enjoy everything immediately. I wasn't embarrassed but it was awkward in the Post Master's office, to say the least.

[Napoleon V]

I sent him a package and it was denied at customs and sent back to me. I had to open it IN the post master's office because it was "ticking". It wasn't ticking, it was a sex toy that must have gotten bumped and turned on in transit

The fact that the batteries were in the device tell me that it was used and HAL was better off w/o it.

[Reggae Mistress]

Nigga HAL gets vibratin dildos sent to him..nigga def gaygay

Not only are you a boring fuck, you must also BE a boring fuck if you think only dildos vibrate!

[Shine]

Not only are you a boring fuck, you must also BE a boring fuck if you think only dildos vibrate!

[Reggae Mistress]

The fact that the batteries were in the device tell me that it was used and HAL was better off w/o it.

Wrong, we give new batteries in every purchased product. So gross, fatty!

[nazdrowie]

[newcastlefan]

I made sure everything had fresh batteries so you could enjoy everything immediately. I wasn't embarrassed but it was awkward in the Post Master's office, to say the least.

you didn't get him a fleshlight? i'd hate to think you gave Mutt any money.

[BearScat]

I made sure everything had fresh batteries so you could enjoy everything immediately. I wasn't embarrassed but it was awkward in the Post Master's office, to say the least.

u really bought hal a fleshlight or other pocket pussy?

how come no used panties? He would of loved it and put them in a ziploc for preserving freshness

[Smell Muhfinger]

[Mr. Clutch]

Nigga HAL gots black dongs sent to him

[Reggae Mistress]

u really bought hal a fleshlight or other pocket pussy?

how come no used panties? He would of loved it and put them in a ziploc for preserving freshness

I don't sell used panties. He can go to Craigslist for those.

[HAL]

I made sure everything had fresh batteries so you could enjoy everything immediately. I wasn't embarrassed but it was awkward in the Post Master's office, to say the least.