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During the height of the Roman Empire, Dave the Flatulencius was the toilet scrubber for the Carthaginian navy. One day the Captain approached Dave. "Dave," said the Captain, "You are well known for your crapper scrubbing. But tell me something....is this a dirty spot on my crapper?"
"I can't say, Sir," replied Dave, "I scrubbed it and scrubbed it, but it just won't come off."
"Say, David," answered the Captain,"Come by my cabin tonight. Put the same effort into scrubbing my cockhead that you did into cleaning my crapper, and by voyage's end you'll be swabbing cockheads with the first mate!"
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