
Originally Posted by
GHP
At the height of the British Empire, Dave the Lesser was the toilet scrubber aboard the HMS Faggot Dragger. One day, the Captain approached Dave. "Oh, I say, David," said the Captain, "I notice my crapper isn't as polished as your usual excellent work. Is something wrong?"
"It's me scrubbin' arm, guvnah," replied Dave, "Oi've been rubbin' cock 'eads wif me bunky at night, an' me work's a'sufferin' for it, it is. I'm just ol' petered out, I am."
"Come by my cabin tonight, David," replied the Captain, "If you rub my cockhead like you do my crapper, you'll be cabin boy by voyage's end, indeed!"
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