Howard and Beth didn't spend New Years Eve together....

**MissKitty** · 01-02-2013, 08:22 PM

Don't you think the "stars" know she is a stalker?

**Bye You!** · 01-02-2013, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by MissKitty

Don't you think the "stars" know she is a stalker?

ahhhh to be a fly on the wall after they left.

They were the evening's entertainment and didn't even know it.

**Anfkid** · 01-02-2013, 08:38 PM

oh who cares. they're the most dysfunctional couple.

**harlock** · 01-02-2013, 08:39 PM

Maybe she'll forget to breath without Wiggy...

**Nantrax** · 01-02-2013, 08:41 PM

So Howard came back early because he wanted to be in the right time zone and he's too dedicated to the show... while Beth stayed in Mexico to party...

My god...

Howard is even dumber than I thought..... Seriously, you go on a vacation and your wife stays behind because she'd rather party with celebrities... oh yeah she really loves you Howard.

Beth got him hook, line and sinker. That divorce is gonna cost a lot of money.

**Charon** · 01-02-2013, 08:45 PM

Bet he never thought his perfect marriage would end up like this with him being alone the majority of the time.

How sad.

**monsoon** · 01-02-2013, 08:52 PM

When Cunty was a little girl, her mom got her a "Divorce Barbie" It comes with Ken's things...

f-mutt

**Mr Vengeance** · 01-02-2013, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

He was depressed and lonely and beat off to baby sitter porn......

So his New Year's was the same as mine. I don't have 500 million+, and a "Supermodoe" wife, and can't afford to go to Mexico on vacation.

What's his excuse?

**smichal** · 01-02-2013, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

They were the evening's entertainment and didn't even know it.

That is what we call SPECIAL GUEST (invite somebody just to observe and joke about later)

**shani3** · 01-03-2013, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Elisa Jane

That is pretty major. For a couple who is so "in love" as Howard always brags, New Year's Eve is a big deal to spend apart. How soon before Howard announces the divorce?

My mom had many New Year's superstitions; one of them was that if a couple weren't together when the year rolls in, they won't be together when the year rolls out.

**IlluminatiJones** · 01-03-2013, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by aquadog

I can just picture Beth clomping up to the door at Jen's house on New Year's Eve...stupid hat, huge purse and prom dress. "I'm here guys!"

Wow! What a vivid picture painted with just one line.

I bet she tried her "dainty knock" on the door, but being a completely flailing spastic not in control of her body, and with those giant quarter-sized-knuckled mitts, it probably sounded like some sort of proclamation of doom.

which, in a way, it was

**IlluminatiJones** · 01-03-2013, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by Nantrax

So Howard came back early because he wanted to be in the right time zone and he's too dedicated to the show... while Beth stayed in Mexico to party...

My god...

Howard is even dumber than I thought..... Seriously, you go on a vacation and your wife stays behind because she'd rather party with celebrities... oh yeah she really loves you Howard.

Beth got him hook, line and sinker. That divorce is gonna cost a lot of money.

The divorce is going to cost whatever the lawyers have already hashed out what it's going to cost.

This is all on Howard, and I don't blame Beth one bit..........................

The one thing I like to do whenever I'm having "a lot of sex"?

Get away from the place I've been having it.

He's not just a lying faggot...................he's a gay lying faggot.

look at Beth's options:

1. fly home with Howard. actually be with Howard in that dreary, loveless mansion-dungeon. fly cross-country, commercial, two days later.

2. spend NYE with friend and celebs. take shorter flight from Cabo to LA on private jet with celebs. stay at Jimmy's fun-filled, celeb-filled, rumpus room mansion.

I think Ben Franklin's quote about guests and fish is going to apply to her at Jimmy's this week.

**ryanv1978** · 01-03-2013, 01:38 AM

that's deep

Originally Posted by Vashier

Think for a sec...

1 year ago Howard and Beth "Drunk dialed" the fans together. They had such a wonderful time doing it together that, though there was no promise, they may make this a tradition.
fast forward a year

Howard is home all alone doing the same exact thing he had done a year before, but without Beth. Either he was fucking miserable and he was showing her HE could still have fun without her, or he was pining away so badly that his only way to feel her near him was by doing the same thing that they did a year before. Like it was the last fun he ever had with her.

**kicksave7** · 01-03-2013, 02:28 AM

he came back early because "he cares so much about his fans"....

**Pissed_on_Fan** · 01-03-2013, 02:35 AM

July, 2011

1:34 -- "where is he? I miss him! It's been ten minutes!"

**UnElegant 1** · 01-03-2013, 03:04 AM

You know the happy couple will celebrate their 5th anniversary this coming October. I bet the first stage in the prenup kicks in.

**punkinpie** · 01-03-2013, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by aquadog

I can just picture Beth clomping up to the door at Jen's house on New Year's Eve...stupid hat, huge purse and prom dress. "I'm here guys!"

I just busted out laughing at this. You paint quite the (accurate) picture.

**Dainty Jainty** · 01-03-2013, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by Pissed_on_Fan

July, 2011

1:34 -- "where is he? I miss him! It's been ten minutes!"

So... at the end of this clip they show Howard's high school graduation photo. Beth quipped, "I think I was three!" then asks if she was even born yet when that photo was taken.

Um, baby cakes, you're 19 years younger than he. If you were three years ode when the photo was taken, he would have been graduating high school at what, age 20!??? God, everything about her is so stupid!! She can't even come up with a good joke!