I thought it was funny that during the news today Howard kept reading his canned jokes and the punch line for most seem to be "Ronnies Block Party" Which is funny because Shuli is such a weasel he must be writing Ronnies block party jokes for Howard to read.
Mark did actually record one.
Howard said he watched Roger Daltrey performing at the Sandy relief concert. Howard said he had his shirt open and he doesn't need to see an old guy with his shirt open. If he wanted to see that he'd go to the Ronnie's Block Party.
But before that which was Howard saying more of the same style jokes Mark couldn't even be bothered to write them out. Even he is sick of this monologue shit
Howard read a few news stories and some jokes the guys wrote about the stories.
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01-02-2013, 04:13 PM #1Bar Fly
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Was looking at MF to make a thread about Howards monologue jokes and found something.
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01-02-2013, 04:15 PM #2Maverick
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That's funny.
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01-02-2013, 04:21 PM #3DS Supporter
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There was one story (about somebody being arrested for DUI) that Howard started reading as if it was his own thought, then he stopped in the middle and said "Is this really true?".
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01-02-2013, 04:34 PM #4Loud Mouth Drunk
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Speaking of old guys with their shirts open, I believe there are lots of pictures around of Howard wearing a blouse unbuttoned way too far down for a man his age. I'd post one but I'm internet retarded.
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01-02-2013, 04:41 PM #5DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Old Broad
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01-02-2013, 04:45 PM #6Beer Can Thick
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Kim Kardashians ass is gonna be so big.......(adjusts his glasses...squints...tries to find his place...).....so....big...it's gonna need its own zip-code (studio laughter)
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01-02-2013, 04:47 PM #7Bar Fly
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Originally Posted by SalsMasterShake
If I wanted to see a pelican with an open shirt I'd go to the zoo, with some shirts, and put the shirts on the pelicans with the buttons undone to the 4th one....Robin?
HAHAHAHAHAHA CACKLE CACKLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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01-02-2013, 04:58 PM #8DS Supporter
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Yeah the guy's a real mess for almost 70
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01-02-2013, 05:18 PM #9Maverick
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Howard's the last guy to be busting on old people having their shirt open.
"Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"
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01-02-2013, 05:25 PM #10DS Supporter
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I'd hit it. Originally Posted by joyceface
Yeah the guy's a real mess for almost 70
No I wouldn't. I just always wanted to say that.
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01-02-2013, 06:14 PM #11DS Supporter
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I would Originally Posted by Lou Cypher
I'd hit it.
No I wouldn't. I just always wanted to say that.
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01-02-2013, 08:12 PM #12Loud Mouth Drunk
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Here's the king of monologues killing with the same material Howard bombed with on recent shows:
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01-02-2013, 08:14 PM #13DS Supporter
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Ewww! Old man chest with that sunken in spot! Originally Posted by SalsMasterShake
Originally Posted by TehLivingDeath
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01-03-2013, 06:49 AM #14Loud Mouth Drunk
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Nice work.Here's the king of monologues killing with the same material Howard bombed with on recent shows
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01-03-2013, 06:59 AM #15DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Gregsbouch
HAHAHAH!!!!!
that cracked me up.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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