Jimmy Kimmel's fiance in a bikini

**Morrisb** · 01-02-2013, 02:16 PM

**wnbc** · 01-02-2013, 02:16 PM

Last time I was in NYC in August I saw him and this chick eating outside in a packed restaurant. Tons of people walking by on the street yet no one recognized them. They look like two schleps in real life.

**PI Nate** · 01-02-2013, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by cah155

Better than Silverman at least

thats not a compliment...

**Gusbuss** · 01-02-2013, 02:26 PM

Still sad it's not Sarah

**RumBalls** · 01-02-2013, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by DogStar69

It's not all about looks. Some guys want a woman who is kind and caring and is not a high maintenance bitch.

This^

**Jon Hein is God** · 01-02-2013, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by wnbc

Last time I was in NYC in August I saw him and this chick eating outside in a packed restaurant. Tons of people walking by on the street yet no one recognized them. They look like two schleps in real life.

**KillVampires** · 01-02-2013, 02:31 PM

She's his head writer. Word was that she's not funny. At all. And the only reason Kimmel kept her around was because he was fucking her. Lots of shit talk from employees. Now she's in his direct family. The only woman who could get a job as a writer for Kimmel had to fuck him to get it. And people get pissed when guys like Norm MacDonald, Adam Carolla, and Patrice O'Neal say that woman aren't funny.

**PappYawn** · 01-02-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

She's his head writer. Word was that she's not funny. At all. And the only reason Kimmel kept her around was because he was fucking her. Lots of shit talk from employees. Now she's in his direct family. The only woman who could get a job as a writer for Kimmel had to fuck him to get it. And people get pissed when guys like Norm MacDonald, Adam Carolla, and Patrice O'Neal say that woman aren't funny.

Source?

**wnbc** · 01-02-2013, 02:35 PM

She looks hella hotter in this photo then she does up close. She's like a New York 4 in person.

**PI Nate** · 01-02-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

She's his head writer. Word was that she's not funny. At all. And the only reason Kimmel kept her around was because he was fucking her. Lots of shit talk from employees. Now she's in his direct family. The only woman who could get a job as a writer for Kimmel had to fuck him to get it. And people get pissed when guys like Norm MacDonald, Adam Carolla, and Patrice O'Neal say that woman aren't funny.

**Crazy Marcus** · 01-02-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by wnbc

She looks hella hotter in this photo then she does up close. She's like a New York 4 in person.

i agree, from a distance with big glasses on she looks pretty good to me.

**Jon Hein is God** · 01-02-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

She's his head writer. Word was that she's not funny. At all. And the only reason Kimmel kept her around was because he was fucking her. Lots of shit talk from employees. Now she's in his direct family. The only woman who could get a job as a writer for Kimmel had to fuck him to get it. And people get pissed when guys like Norm MacDonald, Adam Carolla, and Patrice O'Neal say that woman aren't funny.

Before Kimmel's girlfriend joined the show (before she was his girlfriend): Nobody gave a fuck about him.

After Kimmel's girlfriend joined the show (in the past 5 years): Kimmel has hit it big. He's mattered. He's doing all this shit.

I think she does make a difference, especially with landing A-list female guests.

**Vashier** · 01-02-2013, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

Did Howard take these pics?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

Schwimmer is right, that chicks' nips are rock hard in every pict of her.

**PI Nate** · 01-02-2013, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by wnbc

She looks hella hotter in this photo then she does up close. She's like a New York 4 in person.

Originally Posted by Crazy Marcus

i agree, from a distance with big glasses on she looks pretty good to me.

she's one of those rare ones that look better dressed...

**the Artie Chair** · 01-02-2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Vashier

Schwimmer is right, that chicks' nips are rock hard in every pict of her.

Is it possible to be in Mexico and be that white?

**harlock** · 01-02-2013, 02:42 PM

She's cute enough for me

**killallposers** · 01-02-2013, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by DogStar69

It's not all about looks. Some guys want a woman who is kind and caring and is not a high maintenance bitch.

Originally Posted by RumBalls

This^

i have that and yes it's great and i wouldn't trade it, but i still wanna fuck the shit outta so many woman i see. jimmy's girl is not one. if i were kinda drunk and she insisted on blowing me, i might let her but she's gotta keep her clothes on. maybe even the glasses.