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    "pro tips"

    throw me what you got

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    Don't kick corgis
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    You can get out of speeding ticket by shitting your pants. Pissing doesn't guarantee it but shitting does.
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    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    warts on the tip of your dick

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    Have Doc Sub heat the activator first

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    don't fish with your dick

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    Mine are NSFW. Hit you up later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    Mine are NSFW. Hit you up later.
    PM me pls
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    Mine are NSFW. Hit you up later.
    code words

    rock-pussy
    tree-dick
    hole-ass
    balloons-tits

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    pro tip never wager with a Sicilian when death at stakes

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    Pro-tips:

    Don't tug on Superman's cape
    Don't spit into the wind
    Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
    Don't mess around with Jim
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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