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    Howard: "Jennifer Aniston became a fan of AGT last season..."

    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
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    You should turn it off if it makes you so mad
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    You should turn it off if it makes you so mad

    what is zoo za zoo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    what is zoo za zoo?
    I dunno no one will tell me
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I dunno no one will tell me
    It's piss.

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    anyone one else remember all the "sour puss", "no fun", "sexless", "not hot" comments? he would go so overboard that it was obvious beth was jealous of her. then they sat by her at some thing (david lynch TM?) and she became instantly super hot and cool.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    "Annoying cunt" is how he referred to her back in the day.
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    Great timing, hopping on the Aniston bandwagon 10 years too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCMaguire View Post



    "Annoying cunt" is how he referred to her back in the day.
    i sure wish she would hear to this.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCMaguire View Post



    "Annoying cunt" is how he referred to her back in the day.
    god howard is gross looking. imagine having to kiss that mouth. howard is equalling repulsive inside as he is out. if shallow hal saw him, his looks would stay the same.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    You should turn it off if it makes you so mad

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    I'm the biggest David Lynch fan you'll meet, and even I have to admit I cringe when he mentions TM, let alone the Wig. The whole thing is a racket, leaning on being a cult, that takes the money of celebrities in exchange for making them feel better about themselves. It's basically Scientology Diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TelegramSam View Post
    I'm the biggest David Lynch fan you'll meet, and even I have to admit I cringe when he mentions TM, let alone the Wig. The whole thing is a racket, leaning on being a cult, that takes the money of celebrities in exchange for making them feel better about themselves. It's basically Scientology Diet.
    the charity event was about raising money and awareness to have TM for school children. that's more fucking retarded than robin's charity about poor black kids making movies. there's a long list of essentials schools are lacking the funding for and TM does not make the list. they asked howard to come out and say a few words and then introduce ringo starr and he said he would. but when he got there, he found out it was being filmed and wouldn't consent. i assume he had to call don and since he wasn't getting paid for the footage, he told howard to decline. since they couldn't use him in the film, they had to have someone intro ringo. howard still went on stage and retold his mom's TM story for the billionth time.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
    Talk about total BS, they want nothing to do with him. And Kimmoe dumped him as soon as he had a chance to hang with celebs his own age...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Howard's ability to segue from actual conversation to paid commercial spot is worse than imus' ... And that's saying a lot.
    The above is strictly my humble opinion.

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    If anything Anniston likely hates agt and all of the shows of its type because it has pushed many actorrs, as well as creative talent out of the television industry. It's also evident how delusional Howard is that he takes these bullshit showbiz niceities as genuine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
    Sounds like another one of Howard's lies. She probably laughed in his face and called him a sell-out, just like Kid Rock and several of the other guests on Howard's show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
    Sounds like another one of Howard's lies. She probably laughed in his face and called him a sell-out, just like Kid Rock and several of the other guests on Howard's show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
    Exactly. He was up close and hanging with everyone who has bold-lettered names. Like they would be thrilled to have him and Beff at a 'dinner party' with them. Not a thing in common with any of them. A-List and No-listers must have made for fabulous conversation. The Sterns are way too weird, name dropping and self-important.
    The whole thing is unlikely, if not a right-out lie. Just what we expect from him.
    My favorite part was when he said he had to go back to NY because of needing to prep for the show!
    Team Anfkid all the way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    "And she said she wants to be a guest judge this season. I think that would be a great idea!"


    What the hell is he smoking and how can i get some?
    From the first utterance to the last, His whole schpeel about his Mexico, "Love us please" Party crash is a complete lie............
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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