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  1. 01-01-2013, 09:34 AM #1
    GaryPuppet
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    Anyone get laid last night?

    I know i didnt.
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  2. 01-01-2013, 09:43 AM #2
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    Unfortunately not. My wife is still healing from a third degree episiotomy from having our first child.

    Didn't mean her mouth was broken though. OHHHHHH!
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  3. 01-01-2013, 09:46 AM #3
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    fuck no...I'm married with children (well, child)
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  4. 01-01-2013, 09:47 AM #4
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    I was so shitfaced..Maybe. I've got the hangover from hell and am parachuting with vicodin....anything could still happen



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  5. 01-01-2013, 09:50 AM #5
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    turtle hit it...oh yeay boyyy
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  6. 01-01-2013, 09:53 AM #6
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    tomorrow...
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  7. 01-01-2013, 09:54 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike in Houston View Post
    Unfortunately not. My wife is still healing from a third degree episiotomy from having our first child.
    Jesus christ. Now my vagina will hurt all day thinking about that.
    But seriously, wishing her a speedy recovery.

    And no I didn't get laid. My husband was snoring by 6pm and i didn't feel like whacking it.
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  8. 01-01-2013, 09:54 AM #8
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    I was at work and my GF is battling a nasty flu. So no....no I didn't.
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  9. 01-01-2013, 10:00 AM #9
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    No, same girl for 10 years, so well, I don`t crave her like the 1st few years.
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  10. 01-01-2013, 10:02 AM #10
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    you losers
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  11. 01-01-2013, 10:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    I know i didnt.

    Dawg, can we somehow get GaryPuppet laid.

    To answer your question...yes.
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  12. 01-01-2013, 10:04 AM #12
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    All I got was a fucking hangover.
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  13. 01-01-2013, 10:06 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    I know i didnt.

    Yup,but im not married so i get it all the time
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  14. 01-01-2013, 10:07 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by EddyG View Post
    No, same girl for 10 years, so well, I don`t crave her like the 1st few years.
    post her phone number, and i'll find the last 4 "of her love canal, shorty
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  15. 01-01-2013, 10:24 AM #15
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    I laid myself.

    The above is strictly my exaulted opinion. Allegedly.
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  16. 01-01-2013, 10:27 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by FSFN View Post
    Dawg, can we somehow get GaryPuppet laid.

    To answer your question...yes.
    Oh really?! What was the lucky fella's name?
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  17. 01-01-2013, 10:30 AM #17
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    the wife has me penciled in for the 4th
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  18. 01-01-2013, 10:32 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    tomorrow...
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  19. 01-01-2013, 10:38 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowieStearn View Post
    the wife has me penciled in for the 4th

    what month and Year(if applicable) ?
    women are haaarible at keeping a calendar.
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  20. 01-01-2013, 10:40 AM #20
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    Blown while laying on the couch watching tv....She's a great girl!
    Listen up assholes...The above is my opinion and doesn't mean shit
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