More names mentioned in US Weekly blurb except Beth and Howard

[MutteringJohn]

Still can't figure out how every blurb from US Magazine never mentions Beth and Howard. This is similar to other releases but this one mentions Michael Phelps. Howard said he stayed up till 10pm that would mean it would be 1am on East Coast. I'm surprised he was able to do that. Stacy Keibler probably hates Beth that's why she is never included in her Instagram photos.

Cabo San Lucas is the place to be to ring in 2013!

Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are just some of the A-list stars who have traveled to the luxury resort community in Mexico to celebrate New Year's Eve.

Aniston, 43, and fiance Theroux, 41, started soaking up the sun in Cabo since before Christmas. But the couple was joined by pals John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney.

"They spent the afternoon lounging around and having drinks [at Jen and Justin's house]," an eyewitness told Us Weekly of the friends' gathering on Dec. 27. "They seemed to all be really good friends and comfortable around each other. Emily was lying in John's lap, and Jen had her arms around Justin. They were there all afternoon until sunset, laughing and having great conversation."
Clooney and Keibler also made the trip to Cabo. According to The New York Post, the Oscar-winning actor, 51, and his gorgeous girlfriend, 33, enjoyed a private dinner with Aniston and Theroux at El Dorado resort.

Keibler has been documenting her Mexican getaway on Instagram. The actress, model and former WWE wrestler was also joined by pals Dave and Odette Annable. "Reunited and it feels so good," Keibler tweeted with a photo of them hugging.

And Michael Phelps was there too!
Keibler and Phelps, 27, kicked off the holiday celebrations a little early with a game of beer pong. Keibler tweeted a photo of herself posing with her beer pong partner, writing, "Dominating. Team Baltimore. Geometry. Good times."

[Snotty]

Hamptons and Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing weren't anywhere around Kimmel, Anniston or Clooney.....I listened to that horseshit driving home....He was making it up as he was going along.......And praying he won't be outed.....His cunt couldn't resist twattering if she was anywhere around them............

[Odd Vaark]

Hamptons and Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing weren't anywhere around Kimmel, Anniston or Clooney.....I listened to that horseshit driving home....He was making it up as he was going along.......And praying he won't be outed.....His cunt couldn't resist twattering if she was anywhere around them............

as pithy a post to debut my new smiley as any:

[monsoon]

I listened to Howard's complete bullshit for about 10 minutes and turned it off..But I did find it funny the giant moose trekked him down to the public pool so she could take a giant moose dump..It smelled so bad she came back with this wild story about how girls shit in public places...I'm pretty sure it was the giant moose ranking out the place and she was covering herself... But she so lucky she's got a man who can afford 2 bathrooms..

They had tons of sex despite both of them looking pissed..Cunt tweeted and he watched 3 seasons of some show..In between the great sex, right??

Moose stayed down in Mexico..BY HERSELF. She's working in California.. which is bullshit..Last time she was working in CA by herself, she came back with a brow lift and marionette cheeks..The HUUUUUUUUGE project she was working on with the big photoshoot never materialized.

The giant whorse couldn't graze properly with HS around..Wouldn't you love to know what she ordered from room service as soon as HS left??



The truth is probably....Cunt was whining about this party...Howard calls J.Kimmel..JK being a nice guy doesn't blow them off but they're not invited either..Cunty see's that as a flyout and we'll see....They go, get snubbed, everyone knows and now he's on the phone to Buchwald playing CYA in the gossip rags. He and the cunt have a horrible weekend..He packs and leaves...And today, lying for him as is easy as breathing.




f-mutt..

[Thelma]

And Jennifer Aniston became a HUGE FAN of AGT this season and said she'd be a guest judge!!! - But, oh shucks, her manager won't let her do it!!!

Even Robin said, "Was she drunk when she said it?"

[Rob0729]

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