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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamen View Post
    That reminds me: I made these about four weeks ago, and never got around to posting them. Here's monologue king Johnny Carson killing with the same ghostwritten material that Howard bombed with:








    Brilliant! Reps! Johnny was surely one of the great ones, god rest his soul...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MONK View Post
    Nah, she is a doll. Loves her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    Brilliant! Reps! Johnny was surely one of the great ones, god rest his soul...
    No props for Shuli on that great writing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    No props for Shuli on that great writing?

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    I still can't believe this wig wearing hump is coming in today. Every other show's off til next week pretty much..

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    good point
    will Howard read pre-pre-written jokes about news stories from 2 weeks ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain kirk View Post
    i still can't believe this wig wearing hump is coming in today. Every other show's off til next week pretty much..
    agt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    agt!
    Yeah but usually Mr. Mund tweets every morning at 4:15am when he's picking up Howard for a live show. I don't think he's done that this morning..

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    worst show ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    Yeah but usually Mr. Mund tweets every morning at 4:15am when he's picking up Howard for a live show. I don't think he's done that this morning..
    https://twitter.com/rmlimodriver69/s...07001121107968

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    Ah he was late in tweeting this morn. Wonder if he was late picking up Howard too..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    good point
    will Howard read pre-pre-written jokes about news stories from 2 weeks ago?
    Will Howard claim they were things he saw in the newspaper or his own thoughts that he jotted down? It varies from day to day, either way it's a blatant lie.

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    Morning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    Will Howard claim they were things he saw in the newspaper or his own thoughts that he jotted down? It varies from day to day, either way it's a blatant lie.
    Howard gets his news from the likes of Rachel Maddow.

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    Good morning early risers. It is nice to be back here for the live show.

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    I just want to hear H. bitch and moan about having to work this week and cry about his abuse on twitter last week. Makes me smile when he cries like a girl.
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    Oh geez it's cold this morning... 14 degrees with a high 0f 28.


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    But we all agree that Howard was victimized over the vacation.
    He is a tortured man.
    AGT talk? Is Mandel officially fired yet?
    Mandel on The Talk today.
    https://twitter.com/TheTalk_CBS/stat...64566800412672


    BTW when Stern claims to know nothing....that means he knows EVERYTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    Will Howard claim they were things he saw in the newspaper or his own thoughts that he jotted down? It varies from day to day, either way it's a blatant lie.
    We shall see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Oh geez it's cold this morning... 14 degrees with a high 0f 28.


    Sup' Spazz!!

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