View Poll Results: What kind of smoker are you?

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  • Sneaky (I don't want my family/friends to know, so I do it when they're not around)

    3 21.43%
  • Rebel (the fuck you lookin at?)

    5 35.71%
  • Social (I like to smoke in certain situations, sue me)

    2 14.29%
  • Stressed Out (the fact that I smoke saves lives. fuck off)

    3 21.43%
  • Serial Quitter (quitting has become a habit in itself)

    4 28.57%
  • Committed (fuck that, I go through 3 lighters a day)

    2 14.29%
  • Skinny (it suppresses my appetite and also i'm a cheater)

    0 0%
  • I smoke da cock.

    4 28.57%
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  1. #1
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    Question Quitting Smoking


    So easy.
    I do it all the time.
    I am a social smoker, a drinking smoker, a stressed out smoker.
    If someone asks me if I want to go outside and have a smoke with them, I rarely turn them down.
    I also rarely exceed 5/week.

    I'm all proud of myself right now because I didn't have a smoke last night even though I was drunk and upset.
    I don't have a problem not smoking sober. But soon as my tongue gets a bit numb from tequila, I crave that shit.

    Most success I had was when I quit for 3 years after brainwashing myself that i'm not a smoker.

    They stink and make me feel like shit in the morning. Stupid ass cigarettes.

    Who has ever quit?
    Who wants to quit?
    Who wants someone else to quit?
    Once a smoker always a smoker?

    Multiple choice poll because I am a fan of polls. Don't forget to vote for yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post

    So easy.
    I do it all the time.
    I am a social smoker and a drinking smoker.
    If someone asks me if I want to go outside and have a smoke with them, I rarely turn them down.
    I also rarely exceed 5/week.

    I'm all proud of myself right now because I didn't have a smoke last night even though I was drunk and upset.
    I don't have a problem not smoking sober. But soon as my tongue gets a bit numb from tequila, I crave that shit.

    Most success I had was when I quit for 3 years after brainwashing myself that i'm not a smoker.

    They stink and make me feel like shit in the morning. Stupid ass cigarettes.

    Who has ever quit?
    Who wants to quit?
    Who wants someone else to quit?
    Once a smoker always a smoker?

    Multiple choice poll because I am a fan of polls. Don't forget to vote for yourself.
    i used to chew when i played sports...but i had to quit that....but now i smoke when i drink or get high....however

    i can quit dope and booze for as long as i want no problems....but i find myself getting anxiety ...the longer i go without smoking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattyfishrip197 View Post
    i used to chew when i played sports...but i had to quit that....but now i smoke when i drink or get high....however

    i can quit dope and booze for as long as i want no problems....but i find myself getting anxiety ...the longer i go without smoking...
    Easier for me to quit smoking than drinking/dope.
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    Same here as Matty said , I tried to quit last year and i got super anxiety , My doctor even told me i should stay smoking until i got my anxiety under control. Needless to say , I'm still smoking.
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  5. #5
    Vert special occasion smoker.

    If it didn't bankrupt my health and finances I'd smoke ALL the time.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    I pay $28 a carton for my brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    I pay $28 a carton for my brand.
    Six Nay?
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by low selfestitle View Post
    Six Nay?
    oh, you know it


    as advanced as they are, good luck finding a place that has an air hose to top up the tires. they have a BMO branch, but no compressed air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    oh, you know it


    as advanced as they are, good luck finding a place that has an air hose to top up the tires. they have a BMO branch, but no compressed air.
    My old car broke down there. Took them a week to replace a timing belt.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Your poor dog looks pissed off in the Dawg Saloon pic Matty

  11. #11
    It's the end of my second day nicotine-free.
    One more and I should have the sweats and shakes licked.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by low selfestitle View Post
    Vert special occasion smoker.

    If it didn't bankrupt my health and finances I'd smoke ALL the time.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post

    So easy.
    I do it all the time.
    I am a social smoker, a drinking smoker, a stressed out smoker.
    If someone asks me if I want to go outside and have a smoke with them, I rarely turn them down.
    I also rarely exceed 5/week.

    I'm all proud of myself right now because I didn't have a smoke last night even though I was drunk and upset.
    I don't have a problem not smoking sober. But soon as my tongue gets a bit numb from tequila, I crave that shit.

    Most success I had was when I quit for 3 years after brainwashing myself that i'm not a smoker.

    They stink and make me feel like shit in the morning. Stupid ass cigarettes.

    Who has ever quit?
    Who wants to quit?
    Who wants someone else to quit?
    Once a smoker always a smoker?

    Multiple choice poll because I am a fan of polls. Don't forget to vote for yourself.
    I only smoke when I drink. However, as of today, I am trying to kick it for good. A pack generally lasts me a week. I went to buy my case of 16 oz. Coors™ Light tonight, and didn't get my weekly pack of smokes. There are about 5 times so far tonight that I wanted to walk down to the corner store and get a pack, but so far so good.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I'm not sad about the not smoking, just the special occasions.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I only smoke when I drink. However, as of today, I am trying to kick it for good. A pack generally lasts me a week. I went to buy my case of 16 oz. Coors™ Light tonight, and didn't get my weekly pack of smokes. There are about 5 times so far tonight that I wanted to walk down to the corner store and get a pack, but so far so good.
    This is helping me:

    http://whyquit.com/joel/dayzero.htm

    They're videos, so you don't even hafta read nuthin'.
    Last edited by low selfestitle; 01-07-2012 at 09:47 AM.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by low selfestitle View Post
    It's the end of my second day nicotine-free.
    One more and I should have the sweats and shakes licked.
    I thought you were a "very special occasion smoker???"

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I only smoke when I drink. However, as of today, I am trying to kick it for good. A pack generally lasts me a week. I went to buy my case of 16 oz. Coors™ Light tonight, and didn't get my weekly pack of smokes. There are about 5 times so far tonight that I wanted to walk down to the corner store and get a pack, but so far so good.
    Same. Over the holidays I bought 2 packs. Gave plenty away (intentionally). Have 5 left.
    Drank last night and smoked 2.
    I think if I run on a regular basis, it will help me to not crave them, since I really feel em when I need oxygen.
    It's either that or quit drinking...and i'm not ready for that.
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    Be still, my beating ladypart

  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I thought you were a "very special occasion smoker???"
    I was. And when it wasn't a special occasion, I was ingesting very unhealthy levels of nicotine through gum and lozenges.

    Got three days cold turkey under my belt. Never realized till today just how incredibly fucking annoying everything in the world is.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post

    So easy.
    I do it all the time.
    I am a social smoker, a drinking smoker, a stressed out smoker.
    If someone asks me if I want to go outside and have a smoke with them, I rarely turn them down.
    I also rarely exceed 5/week.

    I'm all proud of myself right now because I didn't have a smoke last night even though I was drunk and upset.
    I don't have a problem not smoking sober. But soon as my tongue gets a bit numb from tequila, I crave that shit.

    Most success I had was when I quit for 3 years after brainwashing myself that i'm not a smoker.

    They stink and make me feel like shit in the morning. Stupid ass cigarettes.

    Who has ever quit?
    Who wants to quit?
    Who wants someone else to quit?
    Once a smoker always a smoker?

    Multiple choice poll because I am a fan of polls. Don't forget to vote for yourself.
    I voted.

    I was a smoker. Quit in 2007. Cold turkey.

    Doesn't mean I don't still crave them, especially if I'm drinking. Sometimes it's a struggle, definitely. I've had nightmares where I thought I did smoke. Always freaks me the fuck out.

  19. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    I voted.

    I was a smoker. Quit in 2007. Cold turkey.

    Doesn't mean I don't still crave them, especially if I'm drinking. Sometimes it's a struggle, definitely. I've had nightmares where I thought I did smoke. Always freaks me the fuck out.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by low selfestitle View Post
    Got three days cold turkey under my belt. Never realized till today just how incredibly fucking annoying everything in the world is.
    and now you know why I smoke da cock mary jane

    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    I voted.

    I was a smoker. Quit in 2007. Cold turkey.

    Doesn't mean I don't still crave them, especially if I'm drinking. Sometimes it's a struggle, definitely. I've had nightmares where I thought I did smoke. Always freaks me the fuck out.
    I saw the poll first and was wondering who else picked the last option!

    I know those dreams...had em a bunch of times. They almost help you stay quit by scaring you into determination.
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    Be still, my beating ladypart

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