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  1. 01-01-2013, 03:32 PM #1
    Rupert Pupkin
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    Michael "Frankenstein" Phelps Dumps Model Girlfriend

    Geez, Howard Stern Jr. lost interest in fucking Megan Rossee after a few months.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/30/michae...ssee-break-up/







    According to TMZ, the 22-time Olympic medalist ended the relationship because he felt it "wasn't going anywhere" and wanted the opportunity to "pursue other options."
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  2. 01-01-2013, 03:36 PM #2
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    I understand finding the right woman, but damn, I would have stuck with here a few more years, then go and "pursue other options."
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  3. 01-01-2013, 03:42 PM #3
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    maybe shes only a two input girl
    yeyeyeyeyeyeyewoooooooooooo
    live action
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  4. 01-01-2013, 03:43 PM #4
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    In a year people will be saying, "Who the hell is Michael Phelps?"
    Last edited by AndyRotten; 01-01-2013 at 03:52 PM.
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  5. 01-01-2013, 03:55 PM #5
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    He goes into Las Vegas Nightclubs and girls go home with him to see his medals. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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    Yeah, Phelps should just bang as many chicks as he can before his fame and notoriety wane. He can then settle down and end up like Bruce Jenner. Married to an attention craving psycho and having to deal with her attention whore kids.
    Le-a, "Cause the dash don't be silent."
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    maybe her laugh's really fucking annoying and her vag smells
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    Meh. It should be hammering five different bitches a week that look just like that or better.
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    You made brah?

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    when a guy drains 280 ft putts on the golf course he can dump whoever he wants
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyRotten View Post
    In a year people will be saying, "Who the hell is Michael Phelps?"
    Nah - every four years people will be reminded... again, and again, and again. Then he'll join Jared on those Subway commercials and you'll be reminded all over again.

    Gotta say - dude is a fucking stud - he just fucking destroyed the field.
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  12. 01-01-2013, 07:39 PM #12
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    Can't say that I totally blame him. As hot as she is the dude just wants to have a good time and the poontang throws itself at him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post
    is the one on the left his mom?
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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    There's no reason for any man with fame or fortune -- let alone fame and fortune like Phelps -- to stick with one woman, no matter how hot she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Free Food View Post
    There's no reason for any man with fame or fortune -- let alone fame and fortune like Phelps -- to stick with one woman, no matter how hot she is.
    bing-bong!

    but she's smokin'...........................she's hotter than any of the skranks Tiger was banging on the side...........................the ones we know about, anyway.....................and Tiger's ex-wife.

    You would keep a chick like this in the rotation at least.......................................unless she had absolutely no personality or skills in the bedroom whatsoever.

    And this will only strengthen his tookie-magnetism even more; knowing a dude has dumped a gorgeous woman makes him more desirable to other women.
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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  16. 01-02-2013, 12:49 AM #16
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    hes a golfer? I thought he was the pot smoking swim guy....oh well, megan looks a little thick around the middle anyway
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post



    Of those three girls, I would take the blonde on the right.
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