Almost but my hand was to tired. Wife asleep. Tried the other hand but he is still pissed off about the lotion incident
My wife fell asleep by 10 but my 18 year old daughter came came in staggering drunk so I fucked her instead.
Taught her a valuable lesson.

Yes. And then again this morning.![]()
Beth loved every minute of it and called out for more.-Nacho
No. Did my best Ron Burgandy to try and hook up with the hot 21 year old chick that works at the pharmacy but she wouldn't have any of it.
No.................Girl 1 and girl 2 were with their boyfriends/husbands.
The Great Poet- Whore,Whore,WHORE!!!!!!......Eat me,Eat me....EAT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I'm joking......
Or am I?
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The Great Poet- Whore,Whore,WHORE!!!!!!......Eat me,Eat me....EAT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I did... Though ill admit I don't remember much of it lol.

Got cock blocked by our dog.

Wow. Me neither.
No. I didn't even try tho.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
3-4 times by 3-4 girls, it was epic, I enjoyed every minute, I mean... second of it.
But then I had to wake up
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