did god made old people super annoying so you won't be sad when they die?

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-01-2013, 08:03 AM

or was that a evolutionary occurrence? because cotton tops are the worst.

**babybear** · 01-01-2013, 08:05 AM

come on Dink,i'm turning 60 this year.

happy New Year.

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-01-2013, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by babybear

come on Dink,i'm turning 60 this year.

happy New Year.

i heard that 60 isn't really that old. i'm talking more like 65 and older. happy new year bb!

**bobtraw** · 01-01-2013, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by babybear

come on Dink,i'm turning 60 this year.

happy New Year.

He must mean the 80 year olds who try to tell interesting stories and forget small details of them and then go off into a dream world for about two minutes with this odd smile on their faces.

**bobtraw** · 01-01-2013, 08:08 AM

I was talking to this 80 year old dude the other night at a party and he was trying to tell me the plot of this Hallmark Channel movie.

**Shine** · 01-01-2013, 08:09 AM

Old people who fart walk are the best

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-01-2013, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by bobtraw

I was talking to this 80 year old dude the other night at a party and he was trying to tell me the plot of this Hallmark Channel movie.

oh christ that's horrible when told by someone at any age.

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-01-2013, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Shine

Old people who fart walk are the best

i like it when they are talking and the words stop sound like words and pretty soon you realize all they're saying is 'marumph hmmmph spffffft guuuurgle."

**bobtraw** · 01-01-2013, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

oh christ that's horrible when told by someone at any age.

He thought the stories were so original, like when a girl tries to fix up a nerd with another girl and she realizes that she's really falling in love with the nerd herself!!!!!!

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-01-2013, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by bobtraw

He thought the stories were so original, like when a girl tries to fix up a nerd with another girl and she realizes that she's really falling in love with the nerd herself!!!!!!

in his day nerds didn't get married and never struck it rich. he was confused by the premise.

**Shine** · 01-01-2013, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

in his day nerds didn't get married and never struck it rich. he was confused by the premise.

In their day, nerds were closet queers

**baltimore mike** · 01-01-2013, 08:19 AM

60 holy fuck!

**HeinousMark** · 01-01-2013, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

or was that a evolutionary occurrence? because cotton tops are the worst.

You may be onto something Dinkus.... Like the Eskimos; when someone gets too old and annoying, they just put 'em on a small iceberg and shove 'em off.....

**AmishGirl** · 01-01-2013, 09:33 AM

I agree with Sam Kinison - when pee-pee hurt, go home. Put yourself on a canoe, row yourself out into the ocean, and GO HOME.....

**Capn Crud** · 01-01-2013, 10:02 AM

**freds** · 01-01-2013, 10:07 AM

yes, it's biology.

why do you think God made 15 yr old girls so hot?

**Stew Nod** · 01-01-2013, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Shine

Old people who fart walk are the best

LOL reps

**TonyJax** · 01-01-2013, 10:38 AM

Disdain for the elderly is something most people grow out of, if they are lucky.

**Sheiky Baby** · 01-01-2013, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

or was that a evolutionary occurrence? because cotton tops are the worst.

I gotta agree. At what age do we start devolving and not getting the "modern new world". My dad built bridges and sky scrapers, literally, off of plans, but log into skype? Holy shit!

I think the workd today is way less complicated than what the previous generation had to deal with and yet...they can't figure the shit out!