Snooki doesn't look too bad on MTV right now

[Shine]

Didn't she just pop out a lil bastard?

[Shine]

faggot is watching MTV

[kelliejean]

Aren't you a little old to be watching MTV?

[Shine]

Aren't you a little old to be watching MTV?

I am young at heart

[Sleep]

Is Kari Wuhrer on?

[Shine]

Is Kari Wuhrer on?

I wish

[Shine]

Every other ad is a condom commercial

[Sleep]

I wish

Her and Idalis gave me wrist aches as a youngin'.

[Rolling Pin]

No.

[Shine]

Big olde titties on this smurf

[Sleep]

I wish

Downtown Julie Brown made me hate Black Brits.
Idris Elba never had a chance with me.

[Smell Muhfinger]

[Sleep]

Is that Jerleftout Jackson on the left?

[Vyb]

Is Kari Wuhrer on?

I adored her.

[Shine]

I fucked a woman named Martha, not Martha Quinn though

[Shine]

I don't recognize these songs

[Smell Muhfinger]

Is that Jerleftout Jackson on the left?

I think it's Randy Jackson, of American Idol fame?

[Billy]

Shine, what the fuck is your problem?

[Shine]

I think it's Randy Jackson, of American Idol fame?

Is he fisting that bitch to get her to make that face?

[Vyb]

My folks had a maid named Martha, not Martha Quinn though. We weren't rich or anything. She didn't live with us. She just came once a week.