Hugh Hefner, 86, weds 26-year-old Crystal

[MrWarmth]

Hef: "What's my name! What's my name! No seriously...What's my name? I can't remember!"

[PI Nate]

Those pictures are so airbrushed, its a freaking joke. That girl doesn't have any pores on her face. Nobody's skin is that perfect, I don't care who you are.

[DICKWAD]

[joyceface]

Yeah thats the one that dished all the dirt on Howard's show that she was held captive by Hef. How bizarre. Anyway, can you imagine the two of them trying to have a conversation about ANYTHING?

[HS Cult Leader]

I wouldn't be surprised if ol'Hef had an automatic insulin injector modified to pump Viagra into his blood stream all day long.

[Murphy]

[Rob0729]

Her father is younger than her husband . . .

Her new step daughter is older than her father.

[Spazzmatazz]

[Nibbler]

That's so romantic

[eliasbboy]

Like most women say, there's nothing sexier than dusty cum.

[Beth143nacho]

It's funny that this happens just before Howard comes back from one of his many breaks... Howard has to comment on this story tomorrow if he's anything remotely close to relevant. When he does, the hypocracy will fly...

[itpdude]

I'm sure they have tons in common.

Example, she's further from her diaper wearing days than he is, just in the reverse order.

[HowieStearn]

hey, they have a lot in common.
just the other day she was talking about her first ride in an airplane

and he had a great story about that

[kippy]

That's still some shadow - getting some of that young ass and hanging with half naked women all day in a mansion. Lucky S.O.B.

An inspiration for all us oldsters. A true American Hero.

[FishySausage]

Steven Watts' Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream reveals that Hefner once had a gay sex encounter, which occurred in an unspecified time and an unnamed bar in Chicago.


Hugh Hefner, who maintains that Watts' book "is all essentially true," said “he was propositioned [by a man] and, thought, 'What the hell...'" He found it “an interesting experience."

Hmmm...well whadya know.
I was really defending that these chicks were beards. One time doesn't make the guy a fag. He was young, having a ton of sex, and figured what the hell.
I mean I wouldn't call Bowie a fag.
When you're having that much sex, maybe the line gets a little fuzzy

[dexterdog]

Imaging your future wife being born when you turn 60.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...arris-20123112

You have to wonder about what kind of a load she can coax out of that corpse... Disgusting, I know, but I just had to say it...

[dexterdog]

Like most women say, there's nothing sexier than dusty cum.

Guess I'm not the only one thinking about that same thing after all.

[GaryPuppet]

If she takes his sperm dust and mixes it with water and shoots it inside herself with a turkey baster,
can she then get pregnant?

[batcave]

The blushing bride:

[christ cracker]

for how much