Hugh Hefner, 86, weds 26-year-old Crystal

**tHISisKiSSeL** · 12-31-2012, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

Got to hand it to the old geezer, he does get some good looking poon to hang out with him

why would she ruin those with implants?

**jameslanza** · 12-31-2012, 11:19 PM

glad to see that true love still exists

**Biffa Bacon** · 12-31-2012, 11:40 PM

FUCKING SLUT GOLD DIGGING WHORE. wait...sounds like horsey...

**tHISisKiSSeL** · 12-31-2012, 11:47 PM

i'm not going to search and post an image of 86 year old cock&balls, but i'm sure everyone's been tricked into lemonparty at least once back in the old days.

i hope this cunt earns her money with the lights on.

**Lou Skunt** · 12-31-2012, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Biffa Bacon

FUCKING SLUT GOLD DIGGING WHORE. wait...sounds like horsey...

This gold digger still has a few good years left. Horse Strosky is running at full gallop toward THE wall.

**Chuck Kongo** · 01-01-2013, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Phillipmcd

Steven Watts' Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream reveals that Hefner once had a gay sex encounter, which occurred in an unspecified time and an unnamed bar in Chicago.

Hugh Hefner, who maintains that Watts' book "is all essentially true," said “he was propositioned [by a man] and, thought, 'What the hell...'" He found it “an interesting experience."

He has also admitted to doing gay shit during "group sex" with men and women back in the 60s or 70s.

Just wait until he finally shuffles off this mortal coil and everyone now on the payroll starts talking.

It will all come out that he's been a closeted faeg for decades......

**peterfonda** · 01-01-2013, 12:31 AM

Didn't Howard interview Crystal last year (in 2012, that is

) after she "escaped" the Playboy Mansion?

**AngryWhite** · 01-01-2013, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

Imaging your future wife being born when you turn 60.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...arris-20123112

goddamn, hef is the man.

**Jon Hein is God** · 01-01-2013, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

Didn't Howard interview Crystal last year (in 2012, that is

) after she "escaped" the Playboy Mansion?

**Coconut Sid** · 01-01-2013, 01:35 AM

They look so cute together

**Herc** · 01-01-2013, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Coconut Sid

They look so cute together

I sincerely doubt he will fuck her on their honeymoon. Or ever for that matter . . .

**HS Cult Leader** · 01-01-2013, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by fccstandards

I hope there's a pre nup

Of course, it's now just included in the PLAYMATE CONTRACT! All those stupid bimbos know that at the end of each year, that senile decrepit old man randomly picks out a new bride.

**Snotty** · 01-01-2013, 04:14 AM

*SLAP* Call me Grandpa you little whore!!!!! *SLAP*

**PI Nate** · 01-01-2013, 05:26 AM

Hopefully she has some experience changing diapers...

**DICKWAD** · 01-01-2013, 05:33 AM

Looks like all generic Blonde Gold Digging Whores look alike. The resemblance is uncanny.

**AmishGirl** · 01-01-2013, 05:38 AM

Well, if they're happy, I'm happy for them.

**AmishGirl** · 01-01-2013, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by Coconut Sid

They look so cute together

Personally, I think Keith (his brother, on the left) is the creepy one. UGH.

**PI Nate** · 01-01-2013, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

Well, if they're happy, I'm happy for them.

He's happy to have a good BM..

**peterfonda** · 01-01-2013, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL

why would she ruin those with implants?

Those pictures are so airbrushed, its a freaking joke. That girl doesn't have any pores on her face. Nobody's skin is that perfect, I don't care who you are.