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Originally Posted by Nikkerz That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
one time I met a stripper named Entice
Who looked like mike tice
And fed me beans and rice
And after I shat thrice
Did she have crabs? aka cunt lice?
She said I was quite nice.
and then my pubes.. they got lice
Originally Posted by Scott Did she have crabs? aka cunt lice? Like the flowing locks of bo bice
Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero one time I met a stripper named Entice She's hot I would hump her twice
Originally Posted by Capn Crud World's biggest cock punch
Originally Posted by crazypreacher Like the flowing locks of bo bice Thank you for being precise.
Originally Posted by Scott Thank you for being precise. Like detectives that work vice.
we needta keep this shit concise
I heard that stripper was tight as a vise.
Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero we needta keep this shit concise Like the flow of vanilla ice
And when you fuck her, make sure to wear a protective device.
Originally Posted by Scott I heard that stripper was tight as a vise. Tight as an industrial clamping device.
She works for Heidi Fleiss.
Originally Posted by Scott And when you fuck her, make sure to wear a protective device. I certainly paid the price
I heard she used to work for Heidi Fleiss
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