Would you fuck over or trade your children for fame and fortune?

[PappYawn]

Remember on Piers Morgan he said Beth was the 'best thing that ever happened to him?' #awkward

Sorry girls!

And his dog taught him how to love...

[harlock]

And his dog taught him how to love...

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And look how he repaid her.

[isabella]

This man did.

never. i'd sooner die.

[PI Nate]

Never!! Knowing how bad my marriage turned out, I'd still have to do it all over again to have the same son. He is and will always be my greatest achievement...

[gridlockd]

I'd fuck over my children for fame and fortune, but no, I'd never trade them for it. If that makes me a hero, so be it.

[Beth Eats Hay]

Why would you consider living abroad a bad thing for a young person to do? I think it's great that they are able to travel and live where ever they choose and experience different clutures. I've had many good friends live in all parts of the world and they were from very close to their families. I find it odd that many kids out of high school and college stay in their hometown and don't get out and experence life away from their parents.

How many of your wordly friends moved to Vietnam?

[RiotGrip]

No, I already do well financially. My legacy will hopefully include making my children into as good or better people than me. Even if I was of no means, I get great satisfaction from being a dad

[Time Bandit]

the piece a shit forces his cumjug to have a barren womb...thats dispicable

[somedude61]

Children are over rated. I bet the Adam Lanza's mother would have given up her fucked up son for just peace of mind.

[DogStar69]

I don't want fame but I will trade my niece in for fortune.

[telecaster69]

Howard failed his children. all the fucking money in the world will not buy them happiness or heal their wounds.

2 of them have to hide halfway across the world to get the stink of Howard and Beth away from them. How long have the oldest two lived in other countries?

[PSU Shower Room]

i like how he used the daughters that he never sees as an excuse to stay in NY.



it must be the one thing that grinds beth's gears and she knows she has zero point zero chance of changing his mind.


if they moved to SoCal, howard would NEVER see her.

[Vashier]

Imagine if he produces a hair

[IlluminatiJones]

I don't want to ever have children because, If I do, I know that I will make them priority over anything else. And, quite frankly, I don't want that.

Maybe some day that will change, but if I ever bring a new life into this world, I couldn't shirk the responsibility of taking care of that child in every imaginable way.

I don't know when you made DS your gay-Olympic training ground, but stop it!

Kids are, generally speaking, collateral damage when it comes to creative people.

And I'll be honest: I would rather have had all the classic Stern show moments than had Howard as father of the year. I can't be a hypocrite.

I would also rather have all the Beatles songs than John not be a total cunt to and turn his back on Julian.

I'd rather have the Stones of the 70s than know that Keef was being a good dad, rather than having his oldest son holed up in a partially abandoned mansion with Keef's ex and her boyfriend......................a dude who played russian roulette and lost in the very same mansion.

Maybe these people could have juggled both fatherhood and their creativity, but the fact remains they didn't. And I'm not going to crucify them for their choices, because the choice they did make had value.

But what doesn't have value is what Howard's doing, or, rather, not doing now. And if he wants anybody to buy the "nice guy, trying to become a decent human being" schtick, he's got to drastically improve his relationships with his daughters.

If he genuinely was trying to become a decent human being, that'd be job #1, wouldn't it?

He just doesn't add up.