Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:
"Why did that get posted?" is my thought.
Uhhhhhhhh... Huh?
At 2:30 - "Gay Left Foot"
Last edited by Murcielago; 12-29-2012 at 07:15 PM.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
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Thats a female foot, and I like it. I want to make love to it.
Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:
I'm so sick of seeing pictures of the bottom of people's feet! Who-cares!!!!
Wonder if that little toe's nail digs through her sneakers.:
1. evolution toe 91 up, 26 down When your second toe is longer than your first toe.
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by Hippy on a Bike Oct 16, 2003 share this add a video2. evolution toe 14 up, 22 down An elongated second toe used to climb trees, and hang by ones feet from balconies.
In women, useful in getting a better grip on their mates back. In males, useful for quickly climbing down from second floor windows when husbands roll in the front door.
More likely in chronic masturbators. An unnecessary accessory in the short and squat.
Also called "ape toe" or "frog toe."
Q. Why does she wear flip-flops all the time?
A. Her evolution toes are so long that she can't find shoes to fit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=evolution%20toe
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If I had a toenail that long on my pinky toe, it would dig into my socks inside my shoes. It would be really annoying.
I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning? He had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok. - Stewie Griffin
We should have known from this appearance alone that something wasn't right with Howard. In fact, we had multiple hints - this Letterman appearance, the cover of "Miss America", his appearances in drag at book signings, his "Out of the Closet Stern" bits, his "If I Went the Gay Way" song parody and many others through the years...
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