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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    Welcome to Newark International Airport. Passengers on the starboard side may start their trip with shopping at the Elizabeth IKEA while passengers laying on the port side may enjoy a complementary Lime Bud from the Anheuser-Busch brewery while awaiting the ambulances and crash trucks. Thank you for flying Aeroflot.
    I've been to that Ikea. Ugliest place on Earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    I've been to that Ikea. Ugliest place on Earth.
    when they first opened the city of ny tax dept stationed unmarked cars in the parking lot to collect NYC plate numbers. they then sent letters to all the NYC residents reminding them that they still owed NYC sales tax on their purchases even though they were shopping in NJ...

    our officials are not above a little white lie if it gets them additional tax revenues, until the news and the feds had a talk with them.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    when they first opened the city of ny tax dept stationed unmarked cars in the parking lot to collect NYC plate numbers. they then sent letters to all the NYC residents reminding them that they still owed NYC sales tax on their purchases even though they were shopping in NJ...

    our officials are not above a little white lie if it gets them additional tax revenues, until the news and the feds had a talk with them.

    That's insane! What if you were only there to browse, or just get get some cheap hot dogs?



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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    when they first opened the city of ny tax dept stationed unmarked cars in the parking lot to collect NYC plate numbers. they then sent letters to all the NYC residents reminding them that they still owed NYC sales tax on their purchases even though they were shopping in NJ...

    our officials are not above a little white lie if it gets them additional tax revenues, until the news and the feds had a talk with them.
    Now ain't THAT some shit...

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    I take it the pilot died....
    Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:

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    In the last scene where you can see debris, there was a row of three seats just sitting there in lanes. I'm really surprised there weren't bodies thrown across all the lanes, from the stills, it looks like at least 10 rows were destroyed.
    I think the story said there were only like 8 passengers on board. I think 2 people died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    Welcome to Newark International Airport. Passengers on the starboard side may start their trip with shopping at the Elizabeth IKEA while passengers laying on the port side may enjoy a complementary Lime Bud from the Anheuser-Busch brewery while awaiting the ambulances and crash trucks. Thank you for flying Aeroflot.
    So true, so true..

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    In the two vids with all the car crashes, Russians need bumper cars.

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    Raw- Plane runs off Moscow runway in Russia, Catches Fire! 2 Dead (Live Coverage).

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Flama Blanca View Post
    It looks as though a few people stopped


    The ones that stopped were probably lawyers

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