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    AGT spinoff, "That Dog Can Dance" ratings disaster

    "Another ratings disaster for Simon Cowell as his 'X Factor for dogs' only gets 3.7million viewers"

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...n-viewers.html


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    That's no big deal!

    I bet they are meeting about it now, bring this show to the U.S. and let Howard pick his fellow judges. With Howard behind it and his 100 million strong audience, this will be a ratings bonanza!

































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    You don't have to pay residuals to dogs.

    I guarantee you that some lawyer has convinced them it's cheaper to enslave animals. It worked for the circus, why not network TV?

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    A little off topic but has anybody heard if Mandel is coming back AGT?
    Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:

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    Quote Originally Posted by openmike11 View Post
    A little off topic but has anybody heard if Mandel is coming back AGT?
    Apparently Mandel is a gay broke depressed suicidal kid toucher.....that shouldn't be allowed near the judges table...according to Stern.

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    3.7million viewers would be a HIT on certain Animoe related channoes here in the USA
    Howard: "The show(AGT) will grow". - 6:50am 5/16/12
    Howard: "NBC is Happy!" "100Million will watch". 7:35am 5/21/12

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    Quote Originally Posted by openmike11 View Post
    A little off topic but has anybody heard if Mandel is coming back AGT?
    Amazing, I was reading a story about Mandel and AGT from a couple weeks ago, and this comment caught my eye: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...e-revamp.html#

    Hopefully those reading this who might've been aware of Howard Stern in his "shock jock" days realize what an amazing career he's had, and the profound maturation he's undergone during his decades on air. He is truly media royalty to his millions of fans, whose loyalty he has earned by providing 4-5 days/week of amazing radio with some of the best interviews of celebrities, business leaders and government elites - not to mention strippers, porn stars and normal, everyday Joe's. If you didn't grow up listening to Stern, it might be tough for you to understand his resonance with so many dedicated listeners (many of whom have probably become fans of A's.G.T!), but I wish you could. I never cared *that* much for his puerile potty humor, but christ, his broadcast during 9/11, and even his interview w/ Gov. Spitzer's mistress (lol) ... that was amazing radio and I don't look forward to his inevitable retirement. Do yourself a favor - listen to his new material while you can!

    - Jo , Milano, United States, 13/12/2012 09:39
    I'm not sure who could have written a bigger load of tripe? Buckwald's team? Howard's team? Or the assholes from SFN?

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    Ok things that aren't getting taken in to account are firstly this is English tv so ratings are a lot lower because of the population and secondly here Xmas day and boxing day is a big ratings war with the main soaps.
    That article is just a pointless dig at Simon for no reason what so ever, the show was basically a Xmas special for families to watch who don't want to watch the soaps.

    btw Game of thrones which is massive over here too has half those ratings

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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post
    Amazing, I was reading a story about Mandel and AGT from a couple weeks ago, and this comment caught my eye: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...e-revamp.html#



    I'm not sure who could have written a bigger load of tripe? Buckwald's team? Howard's team? Or the assholes from SFN?
    AGT is saddled with an anchor named Stern for season #8.
    Stern got Sharon fired and soon Mandel will be fired too....because Stern could not deliver ratings.
    AGT & Team Stern have a similar agenda now to make Stern sound amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    AGT is saddled with an anchor named Stern for season #8.
    Stern got Sharon fired and soon Mandel will be fired too....because Stern could not deliver ratings.
    AGT & Team Stern have a similar agenda now to make Stern sound amazing.
    Stern thinks he'll bring in two new fresh bodies to judge, it will no doubt boost the ratings for nest year, and then he'll get out....then tell everyone how the show was much improved and rising in the ratings (when of coarse we all know it was just a ratings bump because of the new judges and not Howard)...
    Man, would I love to titty fuck this little emoticon:

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    Nobody knew when it was on, they kept on switching the airtime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLazyHand View Post
    You don't have to pay residuals to dogs.
    Or Howard Stern staffers.

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    They could drag out "Bianca the Corpse" for a couple of dances, but I'm sure Howard would charge extravagant handling fees.

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    WTF is Bill Bailey doing on a shit show like that? Opportunities must be awfully scarce in the UK.
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    The Brits watch anything......
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