Are you retarded, and incapable of understand the few words that you seem able to read?
She's as sharp as a bag of wet feathers.
My reading comprehension is likely higher than most folks here, sir. Funny how I've never had a problem deciphering her posts...Yet, a few sentences by you and its time to call in a translator (like that first one up there... that was a doozy ).. I got no dog in this fight. I simply call 'em as I see 'em.