Where in the World is Artie Lange?

**Gunnar** · 12-28-2012, 10:18 AM

I thought I just saw two dudes that looked like Nils Lofgren and Artie Lange in downtown Scottsdale, AZ.

I do not think it really could have been them because the women with them were way too good looking.

If I see them again I will snap a pix and post it.

G.

**newcastlefan** · 12-28-2012, 10:22 AM

detox?

**Dead Air Dave** · 12-28-2012, 02:44 PM

Didnt he just tweet something about good food in Calif?

Seems reasonable

**mpa** · 12-28-2012, 03:24 PM

The real question is why is Tim From Cincinnati from LA in Scottsdale?

Artie does like doing Heorin in really nice hotels, I'd guess he's at the Biltmore

**Gunnar** · 12-28-2012, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by mpa

The real question is why is Tim From Cincinnati from LA in Scottsdale?

Artie does like doing Heorin in really nice hotels, I'd guess he's at the Biltmore

M-Pa, one day the real Tim will post here and you will believe I (G-Thang) am not TfC.

I know nothing abut `natti, though I think I drove through it once or twice.

Why not tweet something to the real @timinqueue he will confirm.

If not, then just let me say the Effiel tower is in France (once and for all).

G-not-Tim-Thang Out!

P.S. I am certain Artie is clean and sober. Nick is still smoking cigarettes however.

**Wigster** · 01-01-2013, 03:06 PM

Gunnar shut your fucking cockmouth.

**JumboWop** · 01-02-2013, 01:56 AM

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 01-02-2013, 02:00 AM

Hey shit mult OP Gunnar, can u stop spamming the N&A forums u faggit??

**TelegramSam** · 01-02-2013, 08:23 AM

Gunnar, if you ever do visit the Nati, make sure you stop by Over the Rhine and tell them how much you enjoy Kramer from Seinfeld.

In all seriousness, Gunnar isn't that bad, and this forum is almost dead anyway. I also can guarantee that he isn't TfC, primarily because as a former Cinci resident I'm about 99% sure that he's a guy I saw in a bunch of my nephew's high school plays, actually. I can't remember his name, and I wouldn't post it if I did, but the voice is uncannily like the one of this kid I remember. Hopefully he does post sometime and I can find out if I'm right.

EDIT: Also, I'll just throw this out here for fun: If anyone who wants to come forward as TfC sees this, answer me two questions: Did you go to a Catholic high school in Cincinnati? And if so, what was the mascot? There are probably 50 or more Catholic high schools if we count the Greater Cincinnati area and Northern Kentucky, so you couldn't guess it.

**Gunnar** · 01-02-2013, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

Gunnar, if you ever do visit the Nati, make sure you stop by Over the Rhine and tell them how much you enjoy Kramer from Seinfeld.

In all seriousness, Gunnar isn't that bad, and this forum is almost dead anyway. I also can guarantee that he isn't TfC, primarily because as a former Cinci resident I'm about 99% sure that he's a guy I saw in a bunch of my nephew's high school plays, actually. I can't remember his name, and I wouldn't post it if I did, but the voice is uncannily like the one of this kid I remember. Hopefully he does post sometime and I can find out if I'm right.

EDIT: Also, I'll just throw this out here for fun: If anyone who wants to come forward as TfC sees this, answer me two questions: Did you go to a Catholic high school in Cincinnati? And if so, what was the mascot? There are probably 50 or more Catholic high schools if we count the Greater Cincinnati area and Northern Kentucky, so you couldn't guess it.

Sam,

I am not TfC. Merespliff rounded up the the real TfC a few months back. He even posted here (he was not happy with some of my early posts and rightfully so).

He is at @timinqueue on twitter. I see, via an old post, that he is on dawg and is named timinqueue here too.

Maybe he will come forward and people will treat him with the respect a solid early N&A caller deserves.

P.S. He is mentioned by Artie in hour 3 of 12-14-11 show (the first Nice Coaches appearance). Artie educates TfC on where the Eiffel Tower is located.

I got in trouble with the old timers here on N&A thread when I admitted I made up an obituary about TfC (sorry).

I was just trying to keep the character in people's mind and hoped he would call in again (which he did a while back on a bad cell phone connection).

However, I thought the obituary references to making sheet-rock taping into an art form, his girlfriend Dahner and the dog at his side would tip off the satire.

Keep `natti alive. I have to admit I am going to root for the Bengals in the playoffs (due to my TfC connection). Go DBacks and screw the Reds however!

G.

**TelegramSam** · 01-02-2013, 11:03 AM

Ah, I get it now. Besides, making up an obituary is what bulletin boards were invented for. I still wonder if he went to high school with my nephew though, although I guess he can answer that if he ever comes forward. He was a good caller on the show, and the first time I heard him I thought "No way, it couldn't be...".