Would you have Howard's back in a street fight?

[Tom Doyers]

Say your standing around in the Hamptons and you notice Turkey-Neck about to throw down with some goon.

Would you have his back and be willing to get physical?

[KillVampires]

I remember at least three times on the show where someone fought Howard and Ronnie literally did nothing. Ronnie also failed to notice that Steve O from Jackass was always smuggling weapons into the studio. And Ronnie could not contain even a fat load like Artie.

[UncaDollas]

If a group of homeless men raped him, I'd cheer them on!

[tHISisKiSSeL]

other: i might in hopes of a reward. i might anyway, maybe i would be overwhelmed with the feeling i had for him before the body snatchers got him.

[Tom Doyers]

If a group of homeless men raped him, I'd cheer them on!

[NotMyBro]

Fuck no. I'd grab some and take out my iPhone and record everything that happens so I can share it with you guys here. I'm sure I'd get some rep for it too!

[Herc]

I would cut the wig off of his head and take it as a trophy. And then piss on his bald head after he was pummeled to a bloody mess . . .

[itpdude]

I'd participate.

[Herc]

I'd participate.

I would pay you to participate . . .

[pontius pilot]

hate to say it, but i'd back-up anyone, barring a confirmed pedophile, murderer or rapist, if they were being beatin' up/attacked by a mob.

so "yes," i'd jump in or at least aid in his escape. sorry.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Yeah...way back

[Jim Lahey]

I'm drunk, so I'm wit pontius. Save the underwig's scalp, play dumb and 'negotiate' a settlement after.


Wit is intentional btw

[joe361]

If he was on fire I would piss on him. That's the extent of my help.

[Dominic GPS]

i'd stay far away fromthat litigation

[chkmhnsthrh]

Other: I don't think he would need my help with all the fighting he did at Roosevelt...also he owns a handgun