Beth's "Fat Knee"

[IlluminatiJones]

Imagine just how bored Beth had to be to tweet about a fucking inchworm on her leg! She's completely bored because Howard just likes to lay by the pool and doesn't want to do anything else. And now we know too, every other famous person is vacationing at another resort. She's miserable, without attention.

all this



If you've got nothing going on keep quiet about it! Then, other people could at least possibly think you're doing something cool.

But with these daily dismal tweets, we know that's not the case.

Do you think she is successfully able to stifle the instinct to bring back matchbook covers and coasters from this place?

Classless, bored, and brainless is absolutely no way to go through life.

This doesn't even qualify as a tragedy because tragedies have depth and meaning. This is an abortion of a tragedy.

[MyLazyHand]

Anyone else find it strange that this billionaire is wearing the same swim trunks in 2012 that he wore when these two
were dating and spotted by the papz poolside in Hawaiii in 2006?

Howard has only one suit and wears it everywhere and to every event. The guy could afford 50 tailored suits with what he's paid in one hour.

So no, I don't consider it odd that he spends nothing on his own clothing.

[MyLazyHand]

Thank goodness she posted that picture. I was missing her retarded presence.

I'm also glad she saved that inch worm's life. Hopefully she didn't feed him to an injured bird.

She had better watch her diet while she's on vacation. If she eats too much...her knee grows.

And if there's one thing which can ruin a good time, it's knee grows.

[blottomsup]

And if there's one thing which can ruin a good time, it's knee grows.

[blottomsup]

How does Howard not wear out his bathing suit with all the beach time that he has?

Beth's jeans have holes in them, and she hardly ever wears them.

[blottomsup]

all this



If you've got nothing going on keep quiet about it! Then, other people could at least possibly think you're doing something cool.

But with these daily dismal tweets, we know that's not the case.

Do you think she is successfully able to stifle the instinct to bring back matchbook covers and coasters from this place?

Classless, bored, and brainless is absolutely no way to go through life.

This doesn't even qualify as a tragedy because tragedies have depth and meaning. This is an abortion of a tragedy.

You already said it best. Beth's life is a tragicomedy.

[blottomsup]

And if there's one thing which can ruin a good time, it's knee grows.

Yes, knee grows are killers.