I like porn, I watch porn. Sometimes we watch together.![]()
One of the one thing that is deal breaker for me, is the fake porno tongue kiss between women.
A real kiss forget about it.
actors look perfect; real people look funny. amateur porn is like real life comedy dancing, sort of like second city stage performances. they're the most fun to watch with company. we would shut the sound off and make up our own dialog, sort of like MSTK3000. in school we used to do that while stoned. sometimes i passed out laughing. they tell me i got laid.![]()
ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
"fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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Buy the frigid bitch a Rabbit - and make sure you include the instructional DVD -- and put it under her pillow for her to find after she does the morning dishes and then goes to make the bed while you are at work.
Problem solved ........
we went to a soft core porn while i was in thailand. my gf had her had on my leg and i got hard during a blowjob scene.
she got pissed and loudly said:
OH YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU LIKE DOG???
the americans in the audience lost it.
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