Ever since his untimely death a couple days, all I've been thinking about is the name Jack Klugman. I cant get the name Jack Klugman out of my mind. Jack Klugman. I mean who was Jack Klugman? I rarely ever thought about him before he died. I knew who jack Klugman was, But its his name; Jack Klugman, not so much his accomplishments that have me obsessed with this man.
Say the name Jack Klugman 10 times really slow, and you'll be amazed at how addictive it becomes. I would say, Ive thought of or said the name Jack Klugman about 700 times today alone. Sometimes I say 'Jack fucking Klugman', or 'paging Mr Klugman' or some other random phrase regarding Jack Klugman. Why is this? Does anybody else feel this way about Jack Klugman?
-Yours truly Jack Klugman