I just took a massive, life altering shit

**RH Goatcabin** · 12-26-2012, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by gwartney

I had a nearly life altering one yesterday. I was surrounded by family and friends at home and that familiar feeling hit. I started to stand up and, at about halfway up, I realized that if I go fully erect, an embarrassing incident would take place. I froze in place, half standing, half sitting, until it passed. I was finally able to fully stand and it happened again. I made it to the pooh room after about 3 or 4 agonizing minutes and broke a Christmas day tonnage record.

I blame the several hours of wine drinking followed by a huge meal, followed by large amounts of coffee.

I felt like dancing after I got out of the bathroom.