Wheeew... Just unloaded a Claim Jumper induced duece

[2Manboobs]

You always seem to be in some state of gastrointestinal distress. You should see a doctor. Probably cancer.

I see my doctor regularly. In fact, I was just there less than two weeks ago. My movements are typically so regular, I can (and have) set your watch by them.

[nfbuckeye]

I see my doctor regularly. In fact, I was just there less than two weeks ago. My movements are typically so regular, I can (and have) set your watch by them.

Yeah, you say that until your ass tract falls out like a rotten peach pit...

[2Manboobs]

Yeah, you say that until your ass tract falls out like a rotten peach pit...

Did you need to set any clocks or watches in the house today? .... Zero hour is approaching

[nfbuckeye]

Did you need to set any clocks or watches in the house today? .... Zero hour is approaching

My clocks/watches are unflinchingly accurate.