howard's germ-phobia, and genital ambiguity has crippled his sex life...his daughters are the buy product of numerous artificial insemination. in short, his sex life consist of bdsm, strap ons, dildos, role playing, and other devices
In her book, doesn't Jenny Mccarthy says that when she was younger she blew some random truck driver for gas money to get to spring break? So banging Howard might not be out of the question. Probably cost him more than gas money though.
The above is strictly my exaulted opinion. Allegedly.
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