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    How have u able to make sense of the fact that Mary was impregnated w/o intercourse?

    Have you ever met anyone else that this has happened to ?

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    yes franco harris and the steelers

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    How about instead of worrying about thread quantities, you start worrying about editing properly the threads you do post? Hmmnn.
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    Oh, look, It's Sipawitz the Shark.



    "I think the Falcons are ready for a letdown game".

    Fucking idiot.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    I saw a talk show once where Suzzanne Somers said she was conceived or she got pregnant by the guy cumming on her and the cum dripping inside.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    I saw a talk show once where Suzzanne Somers said she was conceived or she got pregnant by the guy cumming on her and the cum dripping inside.
    i remember that

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    i remember that
    found this online

    Actually, this is how Suzanne Somers conceived her son Bruce (I read her book Keeping Secrets). She was unmarried and going to a private boarding school that had a curfew. She missed curfew, so she and her boyfriend got a hotel and were doing some heavy petting and what not. According to her, she didn't even take off her underwear. He ejaculated on her underwear, and lo and behold, 9mo later, Bruce was born :
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    How about instead of worrying about thread quantities, you start worrying about editing properly the threads you do post? Hmmnn.

    Thread count is of no concern to me, therefore I do not worry about such a thing ... What is foremost on my mind is that I have an oily-Lasagna fart waiting on-deck for you to suck out of my asshole. You'd better hurry up & get here before it's re-absorbed

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    found this online

    Actually, this is how Suzanne Somers conceived her son Bruce (I read her book Keeping Secrets). She was unmarried and going to a private boarding school that had a curfew. She missed curfew, so she and her boyfriend got a hotel and were doing some heavy petting and what not. According to her, she didn't even take off her underwear. He ejaculated on her underwear, and lo and behold, 9mo later, Bruce was born :

    That's about as plausible as her making millions of dollars off a rubber coated spring that chicks put in between their legs.....It happens


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    This chick got pregnant from a 3d porn http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    found this online

    Actually, this is how Suzanne Somers conceived her son Bruce (I read her book Keeping Secrets). She was unmarried and going to a private boarding school that had a curfew. She missed curfew, so she and her boyfriend got a hotel and were doing some heavy petting and what not. According to her, she didn't even take off her underwear. He ejaculated on her underwear, and lo and behold, 9mo later, Bruce was born :
    just think if she was sleeping on her stomach she would have gotten pregnant because the sperm dripped into her asshole for an anal ectopic pregnancy. bet the kid would have been brown too.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Anakin Skywalker's mom didn't have intercourse, either, look how he turned out


    Derka Derka Derka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Anakin Skywalker's mom didn't have intercourse, either, look how he turned out


    She did.. She just didn't want to tell her kid that he was half-Mexican

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Have you ever met anyone else that this has happened to ?

    Lots of people start fail threads in a foreign language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    yes franco harris and the steelers

    I watched a special about that a few days ago!
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    I had a cousin who her and her boyfriend were both virgins.They decided it was time, and before he entered he shot his wad.knocked her straight up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    I watched a special about that a few days ago!
    loved it....the "zabrudder film" of sports

    i think it was a legal play IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    loved it....the "zabrudder film" of sports

    i think it was a legal play IMO

    I was watching it with my dad, so the show was interrupted a lot by him telling me about the time he met Franco and got his autograph and how it's framed and hanging in the basement

    then he changed the channel. So i don't know the ending.

    Madden was MAD
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    The guy who knocked her up was working for the government and erased his tracks from the database.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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