I had a great Christmas Eve!

[jackie the jerk]

Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. Slippy suspects foul play.

Well smoking is bad for cats

[Slippy]

Well smoking is bad for cats

I have heard that this is true.

[Boss Ono]

'cause I have to go fast (apparently the surprise ends tonight 'cause I gotta help him unload whateverthefuck he got) the glitch was this:

My daughter called me at 7 am this morning. She was homesick, and sad that she wasn't with her family at Christmas. She ASKED me about her cat - and fuck-me-up-the-ass-with-a-rubber-hose.......but lying is NOT my thing. I've felt sick about it for a week now, and I was honest.

Now she is slamming me on Facebook. I should have lied? wtf? I was bawling my face off when my parents showed up. I am so goddamn fucking upset about this, I just don't know what I could or should have done differently. Even my boys said to me "mom, we know you're upset about Brooke, but please stop crying and try to remember that it's Christmas Eve"

fuck

fucking fuck fuck

Listen you. Accidents happen. The cat got out. The time to answer children's questions is when they ask. She could have asked you earlier. For all you know the cat is runaway trying to get back to her.

[Slippy]

Atv?

Fucked if I know. I really have no idea.

I kinda hope it's a dirt-bike....I'll have some really cool pictures of smashed up parts of my body for you guys again.

[Sweaty Grapes]

Well smoking is bad for cats

[nightshift]

hang in there slipply

[harlock]

'cause I have to go fast (apparently the surprise ends tonight 'cause I gotta help him unload whateverthefuck he got) the glitch was this:

My daughter called me at 7 am this morning. She was homesick, and sad that she wasn't with her family at Christmas. She ASKED me about her cat - and fuck-me-up-the-ass-with-a-rubber-hose.......but lying is NOT my thing. I've felt sick about it for a week now, and I was honest.

Now she is slamming me on Facebook. I should have lied? wtf? I was bawling my face off when my parents showed up. I am so goddamn fucking upset about this, I just don't know what I could or should have done differently. Even my boys said to me "mom, we know you're upset about Brooke, but please stop crying and try to remember that it's Christmas Eve"

fuck

fucking fuck fuck

Oh no...

[Sweaty Grapes]

you sound like a blast to hang with, why did your husband dump you?

Fucked if I know. I really have no idea.

I kinda hope it's a dirt-bike....I'll have some really cool pictures of smashed up parts of my body for you guys again.

[Slippy]

you sound like a blast to hang with, why did your husband dump you?

He didn't.

[flathead]

Hi ya Slippy, I apologize that I didn't read back. I just wanted to say Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year.

[nightshift]

He didn't.

the vomit is very festive - i love it

[Charon]

What happened to the cat?

[jackie the jerk]

the vomit is very festive - i love it

[Slippy]

It's a new stove. I really did need one, mine is ugly and old.

But the most I can do with this is burn myself cooking shit for people. *kicks dirt*

[jackie the jerk]

It's a new stove. I really did need one, mine is ugly and old.

But the most I can do with this is burn myself cooking shit for people. *kicks dirt*

Looks like PPP knows where a womans place is

[flathead]

Maybe that'll be under the tree tomorrow.

[Stew Nod]

It's a new stove. I really did need one, mine is ugly and old.

But the most I can do with this is burn myself cooking shit for people. *kicks dirt*

LOL

[Stew Nod]

[Slippy]

Looks like PPP knows where a womans place is

What's the 3rd P for? Penis - provider = PP. ???

Maybe that'll be under the tree tomorrow.

Only if I help him move it in from the garage. It's cold outside - so - NO.

[newcastlefan]

It's a new stove. I really did need one, mine is ugly and old.

But the most I can do with this is burn myself cooking shit for people. *kicks dirt*

so he doesn't like your cooking and wants you to practice more?