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    Is Eric the MIDGET sick or dead?

    No online activity in 4 days! That little fucker is online almost all the time when he's awake. Maybe he's sick or he died?


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    Either one sounds good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Skunt View Post
    Either one sounds good.

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    he's busy making toys.
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    Maybe Yawn has him in a hole in the ground


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    I think he once said on the show his family vacations out East around the Holidays, in Florida or some shit. He's probably incommunicado.


    Or laying face down, stark white in a ditch somewhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    Maybe Yawn has him in a hole in the ground


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    He's replacing the Star on the top of his parents Christmas tree. Because they misplaced their's in the Christmas Tree ornaments box . . .

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    I hope the little guy is OK. On the other hand, ETM is in my death pool...

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    Gee, I hope the little feller is ok.

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    Its a Christmas miracle.

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    He might die of lack of hydration because there are no water sources on the top of the Christmas Tree. And he does a club fucking foot. I wonder how he manages to balance himself on the top of that tall tree . . .

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    It's cold out. This is the time of the year he hibernates and sheds his skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    He's replacing the Star on the top of his parents Christmas tree. Because they misplaced their's in the Christmas Tree ornaments box . . .

    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    He's replacing the Star on the top of his parents Christmas tree. Because they misplaced their's in the Christmas Tree ornaments box . . .

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    Yes he is sick; not sure about dead though. It's so difficult to tell with him since he generally looks long dead. He probably would have died long ago except for the religious issue: neither side wants him.
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    "happy wife, happy life."
    "barren womb, chimnied tomb."

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    I hope he doesn't go anywhere. His calls are one of the funniest things left on the show.

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