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  1. 12-23-2012, 07:33 PM #1
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    Fuck Christmas!!!

    I'm working on a porno where Santa Claus and Ms. Claus have a threesome with Jesus.
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  2. 12-23-2012, 07:35 PM #2
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    Jesus is the reason for the season
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    I want to open one gift now. I think it might be a fruitcake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Jesus is the reason for the season
    Yeah, but that doesn't mean Jesus and Santa DP'ing Ms Claus wouldn't be entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Yeah, but that doesn't mean Jesus and Santa DP'ing Ms Claus wouldn't be entertaining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I'm working on a porno where Santa Claus and Ms. Claus have a threesome with Jesus.
    I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
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  9. 12-23-2012, 07:47 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
    Does not exist, I've spent years searching for that one.
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  10. 12-23-2012, 07:48 PM #10
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    Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
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  11. 12-23-2012, 07:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
    You're coming up with some good ones tonight HM.



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  12. 12-23-2012, 07:52 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Also, I was jammin' out to an old version of "The Little Drummer Boy" yesterday, and I wondered what kind of asshole would go up to a newborn baby and get Cro-Mag on a snare drum???? SRS.
    Baby Jesus was probably like, what the fuck is up with this bastard?
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  13. 12-23-2012, 07:54 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I've been searching unsuccessfully to find a decent quality video of "Huh Huh Humbug", the Beavis And Butthead version of A Christmas Carol. Among other things, Beavis watches a porno called "Ebenezer Screw", starring "Bob Scratchit"...
    That one is funny as hell.
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  14. 12-23-2012, 08:03 PM #14
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    You should do a reverse gangbang porn where Jesus bangs a bunch of female elfs...
    I'm eatin my peanut butter sandwiches with three different shirts.
    One pinstripe, one plaid...
    One that makes me wake up with scissors mad.
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  15. 12-23-2012, 08:15 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    You should do a reverse gangbang porn where Jesus bangs a bunch of female elfs...
    Already been done, got a copy of that one..
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  16. 12-23-2012, 08:27 PM #16
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    I want to open a present now, I think its a puppy it has not moved in days.
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