We are all so critical of Howard/Beth twit pics....what would we find acceptable?

[DlistCelebutard]

I'm thinking NONE...but I could be wrong....

An acceptable tweet from Beth after the CT shooting of course would have to offer condolences...(got a pic of her cat in a Sak box instead)

After Sandy, we got a tweet that they were 'helping out' or some such nonsense...only for publicity bs...I seem to remember a pic but maybe that was just you funny photoshopping MFers

[boomer1976]

[Dick Gozinya]

An acceptable tweet from Beth after the CT shooting of course would have to offer condolences...(got a pic of her cat in a Saks box instead)

[Willy Pfister]

How about the aftermath of a murder-suicide?

[Wonder Trash]

Maybe if those two dolts Tweeted something that was random and unfiltered from their daily lives there wouldn't be much to make fun of.

Unfortunately they both lead overly processed fake lives where nothing is random or candid and it all comes off as immensely scripted and forced.

[DlistCelebutard]

How about the aftermath of a murder-suicide?

I can see the murder part, but Beth is too in love with herself to commit suicide...
or wait...is that what you meant?

[Double Blizz]

The Washington Redskins just read Beth's tweet:

[DlistCelebutard]

The problem is they don't have real life problems.....can you see Beth tweeting this shit?...

"I wanted a purse on sale at the Coach outlet, but Howard said we couldn't afford it, the utility bill was due...I was upset"
or
"I came home from my 2 hr commute from my 8 hour desk job, and I was so tired but Howard still wanted sex..I still had the wash to do and needed to clean to house...I was upset"

[tv910]

I don't have a Twitter account and don't give a damn about what Wiggy and Horsey do with all the spare time they obviously have way too much of. They should just stop making fools of themselves with all of the ridiculous photoshopped attention-whoring soft core porn photos. Nobody is taking her seriously as a model and it's not making anyone jealous.

[Nibbler]

We're talking Saks here, not Barney's. Beth has suffered, too.

[PI Nate]

This would be a great start...

[Brokenbad]

This would have been OK as a seasonal greeting...

[yippeekyaa]

Anything that doesn't have a "look at me" mentality to it. Everything they tweet is self serving.

[Bye You!]

How about the aftermath of a murder-suicide?

i like the way you think!

[Lou Skunt]

How about the aftermath of a murder-suicide?

This is great if you mean Howard kills Beth before hanging himself with an extension cord. Carving her up and leaving her for the cats to eat would score brownie points.

[AuntDolly]

If only she would just tweet pics of the cats and not insert herself into every single one of them like some sort of sex-goddess.

What's so unintentionally funny is that Beff's "come hither sexy" stare into the camera only makes her look like an angry bitch about a second away from having a violent outburst. She has the self-awareness of a flea.

[DlistCelebutard]

If only she would just tweet pics of the cats and not insert herself into every single one of them like some sort of sex-goddess.

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THAT! I love when friends post pics of their dogs or cats...I can't imagine (if I had a twitter account) of posting photoshopped semi nude pix...

[Imus O Sternsky]

How about the aftermath of a murder-suicide?

And being the "professional photographer " Howard claims to it would be so easy for him to set the camera on delay. 2 shots and 1 picture

[Crazy Marcus]

i like the ones that aren't so overly photoshoped.



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[MobyDick]

anything that resembles real life, unfiltered. Not two people in a rich bubble acting like self absorbed assholes with too much time on their hands.