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    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?

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    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    If you didn't buy anything then it was piss
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    When life hands you cucumber chips, make pickles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    That was fancy.

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    cucumber made me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    If you didn't buy anything then it was piss
    First of all I did buy a couple of those Alex and Ani bracelet things, second the water was complimentary (it said so). I had a third too, but I forgot what it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    Ugh, sounds terrible! I only like cucumbers when they're pickled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That was fancy.
    Exactly what I thought, try it and you will think differently though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Ugh, sounds terrible! I only like cucumbers when they're pickled.
    I enjoy them sliced thin and smothered in a nice italian dressing. That makes for a nice snack.

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    Why when it says add someone to your contacts does it say also send a friend request to that person? I mean I have to think that dawg realizes that friendship is a two way street? What good does it do a person having someone as a friend that does not know that you and they are friends?

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