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    Third party ATM stole my credit cucumber

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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    If you didn't buy anything then it was piss
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    If you didn't buy anything then it was piss
    First of all I did buy a couple of those Alex and Ani bracelet things, second the water was complimentary (it said so). I had a third too, but I forgot what it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    That was fancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That was fancy.
    Exactly what I thought, try it and you will think differently though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    I went to this posh jewelry store in NH during thanksgiving and they had some water out to drink, but it was laced with cucumber and was awful, but I was parched so I drank it.

    Why would anyone mix cucumber in their water?
    Ugh, sounds terrible! I only like cucumbers when they're pickled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Ugh, sounds terrible! I only like cucumbers when they're pickled.
    I enjoy them sliced thin and smothered in a nice italian dressing. That makes for a nice snack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    When life hands you cucumber chips, make pickles!
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    Hey bobtraw, I am sending you over a friend request, I think you are a cool gal. I hope that you choose to accept it.

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    cucumber made me laugh
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Why when it says add someone to your contacts does it say also send a friend request to that person? I mean I have to think that dawg realizes that friendship is a two way street? What good does it do a person having someone as a friend that does not know that you and they are friends?

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