So I just signed and sent in my letter of acceptance to a new job

[bobtraw]

Onboarding? Are you a purser on a cruise ship?

That sounds like some sort of annoying business jargon.

[bobtraw]

does the hip affect the sex stuff?

even if it doesn't, sucks about the hip.

My old lady left me, took her love to town.

[BaddFunn]

people getting scared of a job.

mitt romney was right.

[Splash]

Is this a "job" where you post here all day or a real job job

[The Gas Face]

I wish I had a job. I haven't worked since my hip gave out a couple years back. I was doing piecework for a local outfit and one day the press came down on me and took me out, hard. Been a bad couple of years, friend. My best wishes to you.

but the hip doesn't hurt going out to sea on that little boat that rocks back and forth when you go fishing?

[dinkus mayhem]

Well, it is really a newer role. Managing a lot more people and the area is kinda under competitive attack. Bright light sorta nervousness.

what are you doing? stop being so gay about it.

[Estocada]

Onboarding? Are you a purser on a cruise ship?

No, 'onboarding' is a corporate buzzword lately when you start a new project or bring in new hire. It is stupid, but it makes people feel better to use it.

[Bye You!]

i remember when they used to call "onboarding" orientation.

every noun is now a verb

Lazy Gen Y or whatever the fuck they are called these days.

[BaddFunn]

Well what if everyone he works with turns out to be a gigantic turd?

then he'd know what my job is like

[dinkus mayhem]

No, 'onboarding' is a corporate buzzword lately when you start a new project or bring in new hire. It is stupid, but it makes people feel better to use it.

used to be called orientation.

[Lemmy]

Congrats Sir.....and I hope it works out for ya'!

[dinkus mayhem]

then he'd know what my job is like

[Estocada]

Details would make the pwning better

Site Manager/District Manager for a 20MM area of established business for a chemical company. About 5 direct reports. They (the company) has gotten beaten up a little recently. They offered a lot more money than I'm making now and a really credible path up from even this in about a year.

[The Gas Face]

Site Manager/District Manager for a 20MM area of established business for a chemical company. About 5 direct reports. They (the company) has gotten beaten up a little recently. They offered a lot more money than I'm making now and a really credible path up from even this in about a year.

[Estocada]

used to be called orientation.

I know, but more than this company uses it. I do projects on the side and I get onboarded more often thn an underage Mexican prostitute.

[dinkus mayhem]

Site Manager/District Manager for a 20MM area of established business for a chemical company. About 5 direct reports. They (the company) has gotten beaten up a little recently. They offered a lot more money than I'm making now and a really credible path up from even this in about a year.

omg you speak in corporate jargon.

[bobtraw]

but the hip doesn't hurt going out to sea on that little boat that rocks back and forth when you go fishing?

You're a damned dirty insurance investigator.

[Splash]

Site Manager/District Manager for a 20MM area of established business for a chemical company. About 5 direct reports. They (the company) has gotten beaten up a little recently. They offered a lot more money than I'm making now and a really credible path up from even this in about a year.

[Estocada]

enjoy the ride

That is kinda it-I knew if I didn't take it, I'd be kicking myself in the ass for being a pussy.

[The Gas Face]

You're a damned dirty insurance investigator.

gotcha you dirty fraudster.