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    Share your best Christmas tips and tricks in this thread

    - A lot of people are opting for bourbon in their egg nog, but I still find dark rum is the way to go.

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    Drink before you meet up with your family/friends.
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    Sleep with one eye open (clutching yallses pillow tight).
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    try avoiding it like the plague
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    try avoiding it like the plague
    We have a winner.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    I just wait and bed and have that bitch of a mom give me my Christmas presents and egg nog after the parade.

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    If I don't get what I want I find that throwing gifts across the room , then holding my breath while laying on the floor kicking , motivates my fam into getting me the gift i wanted .

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Drink before you meet up with your family/friends.
    that was always a bad idea for me. really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I just wait and bed and have that bitch of a mom give me my Christmas presents and egg nog after the parade.
    Everyone else in this thread is joking.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    I think I may cook my turkey today . It's just me and my girl doing dinner today and I love turkey dinner .

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOXXXONE View Post
    I think I may cook my turkey today . It's just me and my girl doing dinner today and I love turkey dinner .
    You can do like Paulie in Rocky and get drunk and throw it out the window.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    that was always a bad idea for me. really bad.
    Truth serum?
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    I might take some cooking pics , give Dan a Christmas bump in his thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    Everyone else in this thread is joking.

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    After larges dinners with the inlaws, grab the recliner closest to the fireplace and have yourself a nice hour long nap......You miss all the drama and give the bastids something to be pissed about

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