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  1. 12-23-2012, 08:36 AM #1
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    BREAKING NEWS: Major Outbreak Of Sluts!

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  2. 12-23-2012, 08:41 AM #2
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    Still funny.
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  3. 12-23-2012, 08:44 AM #3
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    They busted a slut lab out by me last week.
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  4. 12-23-2012, 08:49 AM #4
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    "girl on girl paintball match" hahahahaha
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  5. 12-23-2012, 08:54 AM #5
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    That's funny.

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  6. 12-23-2012, 08:57 AM #6
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    I'm starting a petition to ban all use of the "diluted form of slut" I only want full, concentrated sluts.
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    I am starting a petition to enlist yip's wife!
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  7. 12-23-2012, 09:03 AM #7
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    "the stench of booze and perfume"
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    Did someone say sluts!?
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  9. 12-23-2012, 09:39 AM #9
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    'Don't fuck any of those sluts.'

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  10. 12-23-2012, 10:14 AM #10
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  11. 12-23-2012, 10:30 AM #11
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    LOL. Did you see the Beth cartwheel...
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  12. 12-23-2012, 10:40 AM #12
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    i shoulda been a slut buster
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  13. 12-23-2012, 10:44 AM #13
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    dont fuck any of those sluts, i wont...funny stuff.
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  14. 12-23-2012, 11:07 AM #14
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    Liked when the reporter mentioned observing numerous misspelled tattoos, that is one of my favorite displays of idiocy.

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  15. 12-23-2012, 02:56 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post
    Extremely well-produced segment!
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  16. 12-23-2012, 02:56 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELMACO510 View Post
    LOL. Did you see the Beth cartwheel...
    I did see that! LOL.
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